User talk:NonchalantCaterpillar

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Nice

Very nice photochop for your moon article. I look forward to reading it when you've pretty well finished, and seeing some more pics. Good to meet you. Aleister in Chains 12:55 19 5 MMX

Thanks, I'm new to this though so it might take a while... --NonchalantCaterpillar 13:27, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Whew finally finished. Adobe are onto me so I had to use shitty free image editor for some.... --NonchalantCaterpillar 16:02, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Nonch, me ol' matey

Can I make a small suggestion - you're more than welcome to say "No, fuck off, it's my article and nothing to do with you" if you choose? Have a look at this image - it's your Baron Stalin picture with a few small adjustments so that his collar doesn't obscure his jawline and his hat fits him a little better. As I said, there's no obligation to use it, but if you wish to I think it improves your article. Good luck in the PLS :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:06, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Nice job on that, looks way better than mine I'll definately change it. Thanks --NonchalantCaterpillar 02:52, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

No problem - happy to help. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:31, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

But you can't use it until after the Poo lit judging is over. The page is in the last remaining section of Poo lit, so it has to be all yours, NonchalantCaterpillar. Thanks, Al des chains 11:37 27 5 MMX

Your PLS entry

It needs to be in your userspace, i.e. here. After the competition is over, you can move it back into mainspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:42, 26 May 2010

Did it, do I have to delete the mainspace one though??? And should I be putting it in Noob article instead?--NonchalantCaterpillar 03:06, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Your article

If you really want it gone then you should list it under QVFD where an administrator can delete it for you, please don't blank the page as it results in everyone who is patrolling for vandalism racing to the page and fighting in order to undo it. We are simple folk indeed. Thanks. --ChiefjusticePS2 08:48, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for that I have no idea what goes on around here.--NonchalantCaterpillar 08:53, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Me neither - and I'm an admin. Seriously though: we all start off like that, but you seem to be getting the hang of it very nicely. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:37, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Since it is in the contest

(LATER:NEVER MIND, this was totally not needed. I'll leave it, but feel free to delete this section.) Reading your talk page, you should change the cowboy Stalin or whatever he is back to the one you came up with and not Rabbi Techno's version, because you're not supposed to be getting any help on a page that is entered in Poo lit. So the Stalin pic isn't yours, ditch it (it can always be changed back one the contest ends and you either win and celebrate or lose and shame and suicide are the only options). Without going over any line, I can say it's a damn nice photoshopped page, congrats. But revert the Stalin pic to your version. Thanks. Al des chains 11:27 27 5 MMX

Hmm, he has a point. However, it took me about two minutes to make the improved version, so it ought to be little effort for you to make your own. Just add Uncle Joe's face as a new layer over the background suit etc. and trim it to fit - that way, the collar won't obscure his jawline. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:36, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

On the other hand, you could do what Aleister suggests. Your other images are easily good enough for the article to be fine without the Stalin one, IMO. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:40, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

I think it's better to wait as well. Even an explanation of how to do it could be considered help, and the contest would have to be extended another week with the judges unable to pick a winner out of a haystack of winners. Al des chains 11:45 27 5 MMX

Yes, I'll go with that. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:48, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it would do no good to infuriate our Glorious Rulers, I'll just stick with my Chernobyl Head Stalin, thanks for the suggestion nonetheless RabbiTechno. --NonchalantCaterpillar 08:29, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

"He's not the glorious ruler - he's a very naughty boy!" Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:55, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

With these emergency powers, I shall create a grand army of the republic, and dissolve the senate into a grand galactic empire. I shall base this empire upon a Death Moon, though that name is a work in progress. --ChiefjusticePS2 08:57, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

The article is officially in the mainspace (unless it has been re-huffed)! I could not possibly take the honour of changing Oil Baron Stalin's picture to something as majestic as RabbiTechno's. You have the floor.--NonchalantCaterpillar 08:39, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

This?

I am going to suggest that NonchalantCaterpillar be moved to your user pages. I have tagged it accordingly. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:27, December 23, 2011 (UTC)