User talk:Michael9422

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Thanks

Thanks for catching the typo. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Feel free to get stuck in with any thang you want. Any questions, let me know!!!! Leverage (talk) 21:12, 20 November 2016 (UTC)

You're welcome, but I think that your edit might have introduced a new problem. When I view the article, the rest of the sentence after the word 'counselor' is rendered in a scroll bar window. Also, that sentence is too long.Michael9422 (talk) 02:31, 21 November 2016 (UTC)

Fixed now. That scroll box thing

happens when you leave an extra space at the start of a line like this.

Anyway, I gave you more editing permissions, so I think you should be able to tinker with that page yourself now. Leverage (talk) 09:57, 21 November 2016 (UTC)

Fonts

I want to format some text with a different font, the 'lucida blackletter' or similar. I tried things like this: <span style="font-size:15px; font-family:'c2', Lucida Blackletter;">Quicker than a fox.</span> but nothing worked. Does anyone know how to do it? Does my browser need to have it installed? Michael9422 (talk) 21:45, 6 December 2016 (UTC)

Also, I tried using the <math>...</math> tags to obtain a old gothic style text font, but it just produced a rendering error: Failed to parse (missing <code>texvc</code> executable...). So, I suppose, there are no mathematical formulas at all on this website. That seems a little strange. Michael9422 (talk) 04:08, 9 December 2016 (UTC)

𝕴 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖔 𝖎𝖙, using Unicode. But why does the 't' in 'to' not render correctly? Michael9422 (talk)

Hey, this is not a good page to post messages! It's a little like writing on your own wall on Facebook. The only people alerted to new messages are people who are "watching" your page (people who have recently edited it). I would suggest going to someone else's message page and asking. Active Users shows you who has been on recently. User:Wageslav is the best person I know for technical questions. Leverage (talk) 15:02, 10 December 2016 (UTC)

OK. Thanks. Michael9422 (talk) 15:22, 10 December 2016 (UTC)

Works in progress

I noticed your most recent article that you "intend to add jokes later", thats all good and stuff. Please add {{WIP}} to the page somewhere so we know that you are still working on it. I have done it for you this time :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:05, 18 May 2017 (UTC)

OK. Thanks. Michael9422 (talk) 01:30, 18 May 2017 (UTC)

Russia thing

I'm sorry if I'm being a needling tart, I'm not good at this. Copyright-wise you could copy all of Wikipedia to here and no one would sue you. Forking content from other sites is fine, within reason, but you can see how an article that's 95% Wikipedia page wouldn't be received too well, right? Generally, with some exceptions, articles are supposed to be original works (in the copyright sense, not the taste sense) because otherwise someone would just copy someone else's work from RationalWiki or other somesuch places and not actually do something creative. You grok what I'm saying? Like, derivative works = great, straight up copying = ain't? That'll work. I took the ICU tag out because it doesn't really matter. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 21:18, 23 June 2017 (UTC)

paypal donation

I clicked the button to donate through paypal, but I got a message that the site could not receive donations currently (just FYI). Michael9422 (talk) 13:59, 10 August 2018 (UTC)

logout

The uncyclopedia website periodically logs me out for no apparent reason. Why? Michael9422 (talk) 20:37, 12 March 2019 (UTC)

Welcome back Michael! When you log in, make sure you tick the box which says to keep you signed in. That may be your issue. Also, make sure to message me on my talk page if you respond, I only caught this edit by chance. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:15 13 March 2019

Thanks, that was the problem.Michael9422 (talk) 20:30, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

F-35

Can an administrator move to public space the F-35 article I created in my user space, or decide if it needs more work first? Thanks.Michael9422 (talk) 20:30, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

The page looks great, and you should be able to move it yourself: Special:MovePage/User:Michael9422/F-35. Let me know if you have any further questions. -- The Zombiebaron 20:34, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

For future reference

It is only due to the vigilance of the admin team that we have caught and responded to your questions on your talk page. This is not the appropriate place to ask questions, and if we weren't so awesome, they would just sit here because nobody would know they existed. The appropriate place to ask these questions are active admins' talk pages, the Discord server, or the Village Dump. Cheers! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 16:12 25 March 2019

Emperor mugshot question

I uploaded a photo-shopped picture for the George Soros article, without much concern for the mugshot height chart scale, which is totally out of proportion, and suggests that his head is almost 3 feet tall. Should I make the scale chart more realistic? Michael9422 (talk) 16:06, 26 May 2019 (UTC)

UnNews article proposal

I created a article for consideration in the "UnNews" category. I can't figure out how to submit it for review. How do I do that? Michael9422 (talk) 20:56, 10 November 2019 (UTC)

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Hi Cassie, one editor, Mr. X, thought that my addition of a "sidebar" box to the Antifa article was an improvement. If I fix the red-links, can I restore it? Michael9422 (talk) 18:07, 24 January 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:25, 18 February 2021 (UTC)