User talk:Jsonitsac

Bold textDUDE ARE YOU OK? Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Yes, Sev, I'm ok, my internet connection went out Sunday night, and I didn't get it back until today. Things are still kind of strange around here.-- jsonitsac talk to me crimes against humanity21:27, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Ass candling! Damn, I wish I'd thought of that. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:58, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Maybe...you could change the template on your page from {{Mac_user}} unto {{MacUser}}...that way you would appear on the rather short list of Uncyclopedia Mac users...or just add the catagory to your user page...or add both...or don't do anything...or go read issue 157 of Detective Comics featuring Batman (it's a good one, i rather recommend it myself)...--The Zombiebaron 20:49, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Bracketology and March Madness

I think we could do something here, though Bracketology works well as a religion, and March Madness works well as a disease. It could be that March Madness is an affliction that is found in many Bracketologists, or Bracketology members are noted at times for their descent into March Madness, or something... I dunno... Jlove1982 05:28, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

One Good Shunning Deserves Another

You shun me, I shun you right back! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:13, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

F@H

03:39, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Spaz award!

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands jsonitsac this award ^_^ ! Awarded for noticing opium is normally smoked out of a pipe rather than a bong

I like those 100 lists

Seriously, thank you for making that porn movies article. It inspired other people to make other lists, ones that I found excellent, especially the memoirs ones. Thank you. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:23, 24 April 2009 (UTC)