User talk:Doomlord106

This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

Welcome to my talk page

I just have a few rules to follow, so please pay attention.

• If at anytime I seem to be going bat *bleep* insane, tell me. I'll show you the real definition of INSANE

• Do not use curse words.

• If I do something wrong, don't just complain, help me learn to do it right.

• I don't argue, so if you try to argue with me I'll ignore you until you calm down.

• I DO solve problems or conflicts in a calm manner, so If you disagree with me on a subject, tell me politely.

• If you don't like randomness, GTFO!

• May randomness guide your path young kipper fish!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Oh Dear!

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Doomlord106, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

No

No anal gay sex. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

yes, because I totally needed to be told that.--Doomlord106 19:53, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry for the rough welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:05, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey, if you want, I can help you get explosion ninja out of the ICU. Nobody19-I am SPECIAL 15:03, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Your article

I've restored a copy to your userspace here. Leave it there until you feel it is finished. About your sarcastic "thank you" comment: the ICU tag means a article will be deleted within 7 days if it isn't edited. The construction tag means an article will be deleted in 7 days if it isn't edited. You had both tags on your article, and they both expired - so you hadn't edited it in 7 days. It was reasonable to assume you'd abandoned it, as the vast majority of articles in this state (and believe me, we see a lot) never get touched again. I left you a message telling you how you could get a copy back if you wanted to work on it some more, which is more than many people get, so don't get sarky, OK? --UU - natter 08:06, May 21

An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:08, 6 Jun