User:Nobody19

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Nobody19 is a 17 year old cockasian caucasian male in the strange region of New Mexico, where we stole land from the Mexicans where it never rains. He enjoys long walks on the barren miles of sand. He once found a beautiful oasis in the middle of nowhere, but he was tripping so bad that he's not sure it exists, let alone where it is.

Nobody19's Life[edit | edit source]

Nobody19's Home[edit | edit source]

This blows
Nobody19 lives in a small, adobe-covered building called a pueblow. This device was invented by the Indians because those damn teepeas kept tearing in the wind. Nobody19 loves the desert, as cool temperatures, trees, and animals other than rattlesnakes scare him. He was once bitten by a rattlesnake, but sucked the poison out of his veins and killed the snake by tying it into a bow tie around his neck. Unfortunately, he was an idiot, and left it there when he went to bed, and its friend tried to kill him with a coat hangar.

Nobody19's Favorite Movies[edit | edit source]

Nobody19 likes extremely old movies, as there are no DVD players or movie theaters in New Mexico. He has never seen a movie newer than 1974,when some poor soul got lost trying to get from California to Florida. This is strange, as there are many HDTVs in New Mexico, and they all have Direct TV connections that have HBO. Thus, this sad excuse for a human has never seen the matrix, or even star whores.His actual favorite movie is Fiddler on the Roof, as he has always wanted a fiddle.

Nobody19's Favorite Shows[edit | edit source]

Stupid whore
Nobody19 likes anime of all ways, shapes, and forms. He was once shown an episode of Yu Yu Hakusho and liked it. He also likes Code Geass, because he does not require a good plot to like a show. He likes Lie to Me, because he wants to learn how to lie, and he likes Oprah, because he likes making racial slurrs at the TV. He thinks that Oprah is a fat, ugly whore. He hates her mostly because she does not cover her face. Where he lives, women are not allowed to show their face, or even go to town on their own. Or at all.

Nobody19's Death[edit | edit source]

Nobody19 will die in February of 2019, due to it raining on his birthday, the 7th. When the first drop of rain hits him, he will melt due to the fact that he thinks that rain is acid sent by god to punish infidels.

Core Beliefs[edit | edit source]

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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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This user likes to smoke ganja .
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.

Oh, wait, FUCK THAT.

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This user rejects the theory of global warming

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user's IQ is over 132.
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Hide your demons and undead.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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