User talk:Digimon

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 20:49, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

If you really are a Witness why would you ever contribute to a site like this? Someone's not listening to the Society.

Hello

• Hello, I am a new user to Uncyclopedia and I want to see if we can do a little arrangements. Currently, I know Roman Dog Bird, and we've been trying to sort out some stuff. Ok, and I made a few mistakes, I didn't know that you would be pissed with stalkers on the Hikari page so sorry I added it. Oh, and it has come to my attention that there is a crappy article called the GSAH and I was wondering if you'd help me and Roman Dog Bird delete it ASAP. I also added some quotes on the Hikari page, and I was wondering if you'd help us out with that. I'll just safe the stalkers list for maybe a few hours, then you can delete it, I don't mind, but I think that quotes are important, don't you. If you have any questions about the GSAH article, ask Roman Dog Bird, not me. Sorry if I put the stalkers list on, I couldn't control myself. I also put Thomas the Tank Engine back, I'm so sorry I couldn't control myself, I mean why would trains with faces like an incredibly hot chick. So sorry if it got too annoying, I'll try to control myself. --Ineedaname

18:59, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

• Oh yeah, recently, the GSAH article got deleted (thankfully) so you don't have to go to the deletion page. --Ineedaname

19:03, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

• We're cool. You're forgiven. --Digimon

17:25, 3 August 2007 (EDT)

• Dude, would it be ok if I put the quotes back on the Hikari page, I mean, every article needs quotes. It took me lots of research to find quotes based on a character and twist them. If you don't agree, sorry for wasting your time, I just wanted to see the quote section back, ya know. Well, Roman Dog Bird said I could put the quotes back. Oh well, just reply back or something. This time, I won't put Thomas the Tank Engine in it. -- Ineedaname

18:33, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

• Look, about the stalking part: that was funny up until people added the rape concept. That's when things kinda went a bit too far. --Digimon

18:49, 9 August 2007 (EDT)

• BTW, I'm thinking of adding some new quotes in the near future. --Digimon

18:52, 9 August 2007 (EDT)

uhh...dude?

How come you removed rape references in the May page? I was trying to be silly in serious things.--Dark Paladin X 03:07, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Drew article is about to be huffed

Just warning ya. Go take some piss. I tried to save your article but failed.--Dark Paladin X 18:56, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Eh, I never really cared about the article. I thought it would be a fun project to work on, but I didn't have much inspiration...so I abandoned it. --Digimon 15:35, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

I know you are quite upset on the huffed Dawn article.

I should I take the blame here, I was mostly editing this article putting in references of drugs and rape on the Dawn (because she's hot :P). Uncyclopedia is kinda starting this Pokemon huffing program and I think May might be the next target. Anyways. don't fell bad, It's basically my fault. Dawn is really a noob in the Pokemon anime and yes I believe she is hot.--Dark Paladin X 21:27, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

P.S. Wait for a year or so to revive that article.--Dark Paladin X 21:28, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

• I think she's hot, too ;) ...REALLY hot! --Digimon 06:18, 13 September 2007 (EDT)

Found a loophole

Uncyclopedia claims that they deleted the Dawn page right? Well, Dawn means plenty, such as dish detergent or some part in the day (don't know, don't care). So I mean that Dawn (Pokemon) would be a new page, get my meaning? You can recreate it, I don't mind, that's if you really want to, as you felt very sad for its deletion. Just like when Darth Vader killed his wife, or when Hitler commited suicide for the Dutch. Anyways, if you do recreate it, might I suggest stalkers to be General Grievous, Davy Jones, Emperor Palpatine, Invader Zim, Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, Giga Bowser and George Dubya Bush? All would have one thing in common, evil, stupid, ugly, and horny, well that's four and a suggestion. I'd also put quotes. YOU OWE ME!! JUST KIDDING! YOU DON'T... Actually, I don't really care, I mean I'll write a draft on my userpage to get it revived... but you can give me ideas (I'll need em!!). -- Ineedaname 17:45, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

MUAHAHAHAHA

I stole Hikari. But you take Dawn. Hikari <33333

    Signed, --Arutoa 22:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

This Userpage gave me terminal 7

If I could QVDF userpages this would be the first one

   I'll see you all in hell! --rooomy 8:51, 20 September 2019 (UTC)