User talk:Chicken Chaser

Welcome![edit source]

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Model 94 Win[edit source]

Thanks Chicken Chaser, I liked your comments, and will follow them as soon as i have time to do some work on it.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:29, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Wire tapping[edit source]

Also check out my article Wire tapping, and see if you like it enough to vote for it. It's in VFH, and there's a voting link on the page. Cheers.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:36, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Awesome! I liked Wire tapping, and I went ahead and voted for it and made an edit for a few spelling things ((Not in the Dubya section, of course)), but thats about all I could find wrong with it... well, maybe a tidier conclusion, but other than that, excellent! --The Duke of Spork 22:03, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Gracious me, this is getting worse than the users from Norwell! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:47, Dec 8

I think I need to start an army as well, now that everyone else is--Æ 00:50, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Wot, wot, what say you? I'm not sure if them be fighting words or helping words, wot wot! --The Duke of Spork 01:02, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

He has insulted you honor! Challenge him to a duel! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:06, Dec 8

Ahem. Twas ta ye I was refering! If we were back in the aulden days, I would challenge you to a duel despite the fact that I'm not sure what you said but duels are cool because they are useful for boosting ~~my low self esteem~~ the number of women who make indecent proposals to me.--The Duke of Spork 01:10, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry, I'll start an army... --Æ 01:18, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Alright, fine, but tell me, can I be expecting sheep showers in my area in the next fifteen quarks? Or will we have to deal with that damn grue epidemic?--The Duke of Spork 01:20, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

You'll see--Æ 01:24, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

But I wanna know now! *cry* Well, can you tell me if I can be expecting any armed conflicts in the near future?--The Duke of Spork 01:28, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Be patient mister Chicken Chaser, it will be deadly. I shall DEFEAT you--Æ 01:28, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

I am not a mister :O And why, why Pair 'O Vowels Most Commonly Abused In England, why would you want to defeat me?--The Duke of Spork 01:30, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh yes, and say Balloon, would you care to adopt me, if still adopting you are? --The Duke of Spork 01:39, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

I am not going to make banners, I will defeat. I will regain lead at NotM. MU HA HA HA!!--Æ 18:27, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

That is why I'm in a war with you friend--Æ 18:59, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes sir. Reply here!!! That new messages thingy is BOTHERING me!!! --Æ 19:08, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

In recognition of your vote for UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed, Grand Adjudicator UnTalented hereby awards you with the Insignia of the Federal Dominion. Display it proudly, for it is a symbol of your pact of eternal servitude to us.

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)