User talk:Cajek/Archive24

Ahh, so clean, so pure...

So despoiled... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:16, Apr 11

So egg-boiled... Mightydandylion (talk) Fk

You deleted my nice vandalism! It was vandaltrific! - 04:29 11 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh right...archived! - 04:30 11 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

A warning

Vandals abounds! With socks no less! The shame, the shame --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:36, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

With the socks? Oh dear god! - 05:27 11 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm YOUR Uncle!

Ha ha ha ha! I just realised I'm YOUR uncle! Ha ha ha ha. Sorry but for some reason I find that very funny. He he. - 08:47 12 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm your (YTTE) grand nephew then :s --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:27, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh wow, woo! Another relation! At this rate everyone on Uncyc is going to be one big inbred family...nice. - 09:29 12 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

See this kind of thing is why I deliberately avoided getting adopted when I first turned up. Guess that makes me an Uncyc orphan? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:25, Apr 12

I'll adopt you! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:32, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Which part of "deliberately avoided" is confusing you? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:36, Apr 12

The "deliberately avoided" part... and that dress Cajek is wearing --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:46, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

So the blond wig doesn't confuse you?   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [12:58]>

Oh dear god, what sort of dysfunctional family have I joined? - 09:53 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Sowwy

Sorry for snapping at you on the Clamburger page thing, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Please accept this cookie as a token of my apologeticness --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:34, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

DJ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Oh, don't worry DJ! We all try to help in different ways.   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [13:52]>

I've realised something

I hate you. I mean, I really really fucking hate you. Bastard. You spew out brilliant articles like there's no tomorrow, and there seems to be no let-up. Some of us have to work at this, man! And then there's you, churning out the funny like there's no tomorrow! You even took a fucking hiatus and you've still written more funny articles in one month that I've managed in all my time in this place. You're too good, you're too funny, and I haaaateeeeeee yooooouuuuu! I guess what I'm trying to say in my idiosyncratic way is keep up the good work dude ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:46, Apr 13

I say we kill him. We kill him, we eat his brains and maybe we get to be as funny as him. ~ 13:22, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

/me slowly edges towards the revolver now, now, let's not be too hasty fellas...   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [13:47]>

In completely unrelated news some guy who doesn't like you has returned --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:58, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

So, about that brain? ~ 12:51, 13 April 2008 (EDT)

/me slowly edges towards the flamethrower now, now, let's not get too hungry fellas...   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [17:12]>

Where the hell did you get all that arsenal? ~ 20:01, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

/me raises Radioactive Zombie Badger Launcher. I'd be careful what I did with that flamethrower if I were you, brain boy... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:10, Apr 13

/me slowly reaches for fire alarm as a distraction Oh, yeah, I surrender my brains now...   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [20:12]>

/me waves the electric cables I ripped out of the fire alarm earlier as a precaution. I got your full attention yet? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:24, Apr 13

/me starts sweating, but still slowly edges toward the vorpal sword on the table behind me Oh, oh yeah, that's, uh, great, yeah...!   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [20:25]>

/me remembers my unfortunate vorpal sword allergy and starts edging towards the door. Yeah, sure. Nice to see you. Thanks for coming over. Oh, wait, this is your talk page? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:32, Apr 13

/me slowly edges toward poisoned allergy medication oh, you're leaving? Have some poisoned allergy medication before you go! ...who's talk page is this?   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [20:34]>

/me waves the rather large piece of circumcision scissors Everybody freeze! ~ 06:07, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

/me slowly edges toward my penis Yeah! Nobody move...!!!   Le Cejak • <Apr 14, 2008 [23:12]>

thank!

Rejoice, Cajek! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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That was a very helpful pee review. I'll set to work on the article. Also, it appears that you have the most active talk page of anyone on the site, even more active than User:Jack Phoenix likes George's yellow foot-long cock very much! --THE 19:53, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

I remember the great times I had at Jack Phoenix likes George's yellow foot-long cock very much's userpage. Remember that discussion on George's yellow foot long cock?   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [20:16]>

Not as fondly as I remember the philosophical debate about exactly how much Jack Phoenix loved it. --THE 16:16, 13 April 2008 (EDT)

I remember how seriously Jack Phoenix likes George's yellow foot-long cock very much took that debate. He had a flair about him: a life that made us remember, "this is uncyc!"   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [20:19]>

There was a network glitch

You can come back online now. ~ 16:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Damn!

I can't do the contest tonight, I have to go somewhere. I can't tomorrow either, but I could the day after. --THE 22:27, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, me either. Whenever you're ready, THE, sounds good   Le Cejak • <Apr 14, 2008 [22:28]>

Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Get yourself another delivery boy.

Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

An extra thanks for reviewing my article. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17/04/2008 @ 03:09