User talk:Bhind45

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Malcolm in Heaven

An Uncyclopedian has nominated this article for deletion--and has been advised that the article is too new to be deleted by vote of other users. My own reaction is that it may make you laugh to write a page that swears at hundreds of strangers. But the goal is not to make you laugh but to make the reader laugh, and this article doesn't, yet. Also, the title of the article is not what you get once you go into the article, and another user has told you (go to the article and click on the history tab at the top of the screen) that the article's title was a fine concept and you didn't need to pick another one. Good luck! Spıke ¬ 12:03 11-Feb-11

You are the best

I gotta admit it. --Roman Dog Bird 07:27, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

2nd'd (talk) 07:37, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

VFD

Adding a VFD tag to an article doesn't make it a candidate for deletion, you have to list it on VFD. (talk) 06:39, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your pages

Hi. The articles which get huffed (removed on VFD), you can ask an admin to put a copy of them on your user space, then you can work on them again. (Married with children and Cheers are on there now by the way, which I think is overkill but just means that more work could be done on them). They aren't lost, just put in a drawer right now and can be given back to you. Your Malcom in the Middle page is good enough to keep, and you have had very good ideas. Some of them just need some polishing before lifting the curtain on a page sometimes. A good way to get feedback is to put one of your pages on Pee Review so an experienced writer (I'm not one of those, I putter with stubs) can give you a full page of feedback and suggestions. That's well worth the effort. And good to meet you! Aleister 12:02 20-3-'11

Well, now Malcom in the Middle is on there too. I think the problem people are finding is the emphasis on shit, with little else on the page. Good graphics though. Pages here have to be more than just rants, and overuse of shit or fuck or pump-it-in-my-ass stuff. I've saved a VFD article on shit, Puddle of shit, and if you read it you will notice I try to be highbrow about it as a contrast. The joke with things like shit is to find a new angle, something unusual that people's brains haven't seen before. I liked how you started your Married with children page, making the show revolve around the dog as the main star of the program, but then you lost that focus. You're not too far away from a keepable piece, and it's up to you to stick around, work on one of the pages on a user page, and get some advice from other people. That way you can use the site as a learning experience, hone your writing, and have some more fun here! I hope you stick around and do that, even though you will have no articles left on mainspace (yikes!). There is a one-hour writing contest today if you want to play in that, at 18:00 UTC. Aleister 13:25 20-3-'11

User:Bhind45/Malcolm in the Middle

This article has been voted for deletion. As you have clearly invested some time and effort into this one especially, Hyperbole has userfied it to the title above so that you may continue to work on it in your userspace when you return. Ta. 1234 ~ 00:18, 22 March 2011

And you can ask that all of your articles be returned to you the same way. Aleister 00:22 22-3-'11

You have been unbanned

I have unbanned your account since you asked nicely, but this comes at a price: you will receive one warning only if you break any more rules, after that, if you continue, you will be banned for at least 2 months, so don't mess up. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:15, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Oy, please don't move stuff around on VFD - it confuses some of our denser users, as the stuff is in chronological order for a reason. Not sure what that reason is, but it's probably a rather logical one. 1234 ~ 08:50, 24 March 2011

Sorry, I didn't know that, very very sorry. Bhind45. 21:52, March 24 2011

But that's how you learn around here. Make a couple of mistakes, then the learning curve. As for saying sorry, remember what Gibbs says on NCIS "Saying you're sorry is a sign of weakness", which means, I think, to only say it when it's really really meant, as when I killed my mother with a brick but was sorry I got caught (this prison has some really liberal internet policies). And I think the warning to you is a bit overdone, as how could you know every rule? You seem to be doing very well for all the crap that's been thrown your way here, and you've taken it with a sense of humour and an attempt to improve. You must be a pretty cool and nice guy. And anyone who likes Malcom in the Middle has to have the strange sense of humor needed around here. Have you read Maniac1075's Married...with Children? Aleister 11:11 24-3-'11

Aye, don't worry about it. Like Aleister said, just learn from it. Mistakes are one thing. Wilfully breaking rules are another, and with Olipro watching... eek. 1234 ~ 20:52, 24 March 2011

I'm afraid I'm with Olipro on this one. You have been a borderline loser around here. I do not want to see you repeating any of the crap you'd been doing, understood? --Scofield 17:41, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

2007 edition of Cheers article

If you want to read a particular revision of an article then go to the article and access the history tab and you can find every revision that is available. Also, please use my talk page to send me messages. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:20, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

What I meant is because the 2007 version of Cheers got deleted or something meaning I can't go to it, So I was thinking can/could somehow give a copy of it?

The 2007 versions were made my an IP and apparently only consisted of various versions of "Queers!" There's really no point in reading them. (talk) 05:29, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about the last section

I didn't know that it was an imaginary friend. You need to explain these things. - LOL vandalz 09:56, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I reviewed your article the review can be found here, I left some feedback and ways for your to improve your article Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:36, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Mary Whitehouse

Your contributions on Mary Whitehouse are unfunny at best and ranting and whiny at worst. The article is about how her attempts to ban shows are ridiculous and hilariously reasoned. Your edits turn it into a hate page which we have enough of already. (talk) 23:36, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

I concur. Those changes are in the style I elsewhere called "This Shit Is Shitty." Above all, your personal opinion ought not to go into the article, no matter how funny you state it, because it breaks the idea that the page is supposed to look like an encyclopedia article (until the reader digs in and realizes it's all crap). Live and learn. Spıke ¬ 23:44 5-Apr-11

VFD

When nominating articles here, could you please sign it and include a {{delete}} or something just makes it easier for future voters. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:17, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Retarted Shit

Hello it's the Retarted Shit, I reckon your a dipshit and should die because your a stupid jackass and should get a life. You should be blocked because your doing retarted stuff like the Malcolm in the Middle artical, that's just full of shit and is stupid. Your a humorless fucked up person and has a really, really retarted humor it's that bad that it should be a crime and you should be killed, you humorless jackass. Someone please ban this fucked up person his doing nothing but fuck this place up, i think the only reason he created this account is to fuck it up, his done nothing but be a humorless jackass on here. Also this is not a joke i am very serious about this. Retarted Shit 07:46, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

UN:N and UN:R read them, you need to. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:54, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck off Retarted Shit your the one that needs to die, So fuck off or I'll fuck you off, Okay do you get it fuck off. And what sort of person has the nane "Retarted Shit" you must be a retarted shit to have a retarted shit name Bhind45 03:20, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Wow... Just wow -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:29, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

What Frosty? Bhind45 04:44, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

You sure showed him is all, you'll be pleased to know all his um... edits have been reverted and he's name is here -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:46, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Frosty (Bhind45 04:53, June 6, 2011 (UTC))

Oh my god Bhind45 your fuck ass dumb and a fat fuck you stupid fucked up person, I wish I could kill you to put you outer your fucking misery. Oh and what about your fucked article Malcolm in the Middle, How shit is that, it's shit as, and shouldn't even be on the unwikipedia because fucked up like you Retarted Shit 03:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I think that should really be the end of that. No more responses to this little bit of trolling.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:02, June 12, 2011 (UTC)