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Nazi-Mexican Iraq US
Nazi-Mexican Iraq US flag	Nazi-Mexican Iraq US Coat of Fat Arms and Legs
Motto	"You Are Fat"
Motto in Deviese	"Yoiy Anedi Funan"
Official languages	All!!!!!
Government	Representative Democracy (Only kidding!!)
Capital	Washington.
Population Demographic	350 Million. Hispanic 90%, Caucasian 9%, Jewish 1%. Fuck Knows where the Blacks have gone.
Religion	All!!!!!
Monarchy	Constitutional Monarchy. Position currently vacant.
Opening hours	Monday–Saturday from dawn 'til midnight, Friday is ladies' night
Independence	Illusional, the British still own your sorry ass
National anthem	"Keep the Home Fires Burning, put on Another Frenchman" or "Amerika" by the soprano artists Rammstein
Natural Resources	Texas Tea, tree stumps, Jell-O™, prostitution, actors
Official Cuisine	Bacon fat, Freedom Fries, Hamburgers
National bird	The B-3 Bomber
Emperor	Her Federal Majesty Empress Bush
President	George W. Bush, Jr. AKA "the Monkey"
Prime Minister	Dr. Phil-Winfrey DDS, Ph.D. Known as "Stinky" to his friends.
Area	Sovereign territory claimed is er... how big is the Earth again?
Motto	"War Is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength"
National Anime	G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
Currency	Freedom, Oil, Marijuana, Cocaine, Sombreros, Meth
National Sports	WAR (every year, it just keeps getting more and more exciting! Flag waving (and the BEST on THIS in the WORLD), shooting (fellow citizens), basketball, American football (complex macho-man chaos), McDonald's-ing
National Products	Silicon, Oil, Patriot Act, Politicians, War, Walls around the border
Country code Top Level Domain	.com, .org, .net, .USA, .gov, .hamburger, .coke, .halliburton, .freedom, .mx (new purchase)
Exports	Deported Illegal immigrants, Silicon Black Hawks, War, Soul Food, Soul (musik), Souls (collected by reapers), Whoopass, World pollution
Imports	Illegal Immigrants, Oil(Lots) Marijuana (pot) Cocaine Meth Heroin, Dept, Leaded Chinese Toys, Japanese Stuff
Fun Fact	The USA is an independent commonwealth of Jesusland
Fun Fact # 2	Missouri Declared its independence on November. 24, 1998 And is not technically part of the USA. South Carolina did the same thing, but they got their asses kicked
Fun Fact # 3	According to Jews, The USA is also known as Jewish Heaven!
Fun Fact # 4	Almost the entire population of USA whines about everything.