User:Uncyclopediafan1

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	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

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uk N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk N

ht 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht 3

MW 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki. MW 2

ow 2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them. ow 2

rh 0 This user does not understand Random Humour (or understands it with considerable difficulties). rh 0

us 0 This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). us 0

cpp E This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school. cpp E

es F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). es F

fr F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one). fr F

pika G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika G

17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.

20+ This user has over 20 edits!!!

Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat them right.

This user is a Evolutionist. ...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

5,000 I have contributed 5,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 5,000

This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

4 This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone. Not that he pays it, mind. 4