User:TheBrightBeast

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“Metal is the best music.”

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“Worship me or I will torture you forever”

~ God on The Christian Faith

“..................*sips wine*......................Satan...”

~ Gaahl on Everything

Yeah, this is my page. If you have SERIOUS problems post here, or on my talk if you have less serious problems. Please direct general inquiries to my talk (or that brick wall over there). This page is only for:

• my about me
• messages from admins
• updates on my situation

Thankyou and good day.

If anyone can help with making this article tidier, then feel free to edit above the line. BUT NO DESTRUCTION PLEASE :D See my talk page on things I would like added.

DO NOT EDIT ABOVE THIS LINE UNLESS YOU ARE ME (OR AN ADMIN). DOPPELGÄNGERS ARE NOT ME SO PISS OFF!!

About Me

OK... I'm a 15 year old male who lives in Devizes,UK. This is my user page (obviously)

Things I Hate

• religion
• rap music
• chavs
• when I walk outside and a giraffe kicks me in the balls
• babies
• little children
• annoying assholes who play drum and bass loudly on the bus
• strict adults
• people in general
• 8 year olds on xbox live (SHUT THE FUCK UP NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR PISSING SQUEAKY VOICE
• bad things
• the BNP
• Hitler
• pedos
• Meatspin

Things I Like

• your mum
• metal
• food
• moneys (having them)
• failblog
• Yugioh The Abridged Series
• Xbox
• Uncyclopedia