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Daphne Blake is a fictional character in the long-running American animated series Scooby-Doo. Daphne, depicted as coming from a wealthy family, is noted for her red hair, her fashion sense, and her knack for getting into danger.

Overview

Voices

• Jesus (1969-1970)
• Keith Richards (1970-1986, 1997, 2002-2003)
• George Bush (1988-1992)
• Luigi (1998-2000)
• Steve Jobs (2001-2002, 2003-2009)
• George Orwell (2009-2087)

Character biography

Together with her other teenage girlfriends, Fred Jones, Shaggy, Travis Barker, and Shaggy's pet Great Dane Gerard Way, Daphne would engage in eating various people's sexual organs. She has a vagina the size of your mother. She was often portrayed as the stereotypical "Emo", being the one female in the group who is most likely to get knocked up, left helpless and doing things to Scooby Doo in the back row of the Mystery Machine earning her the occasional nickname "Slut whore fucking bitch" (This was explained further in the first film.)

Although she was not as horny as Velma, Daphne would attempt to solve her problems in an erotic way. She later became more confident and started playing with more active roles as time wore on. In What's New, Scooby Doo?, Daphne has also been known to jack off with Scoony, Velma and Fred in strange dark places. It has been theorized by many viewers that Daphne and Fred are attracted to one another, something the later direct-to-video features and the Nintendo feature films toyed with while never officially putting them together (although Daphne did screw Fred in the sex shop scene in Scooby-Doo and the Bum-Bandit), however most people who are slightly logical have realized she fancies Velma. In later renditions, Daphne has also been shown as a bit athletic and is a black belt in martial arts.

Daphne's character gained more boyfriends and girlfriends in the early-1980s Scooby-Doo spinoffs, when the focus of the series briefly shifted to her, Scooby-Doo, Sonic, and Shaggy. This was particularly noteworthy in the spinoff The Jerry Springer Show, where Daphne did Fred.

The youthful Daphne portrayed in A Pup Named Scooby Doo would commonly call upon her butler, Jenkins, to do various tasks, such as ridding her of people, having sex with her, beating a monster up, biting Fred's arm to make him more horny, etc. This version was also portrayed as much more fashion-sensitive, easily scared, hornier, and smaller than her future self.

the plane crash scene where shaggy and scooby were killed in.

Death

Her death was August 18 1989 at a Burger King in Hollywood CA when they were having lunch and Ronald McDonald fired a hunting gun at her chest but The King shot McDonald in the leg and arm and both were sent to The Scrappy Doo Medical Center and Cancer Department but she was pronouced dead at 4:06 pm due to these wounds and Heart Failure. Her funeral was attend by her friends, Jesus, Captain Caveman and The Teen Angels, and The Flintstones.

Relatives

Relatives of Daphne shown during the series' run include:

• George R. Blake: Daphne's father, the creator of the product "Blake's Bubbles".
• Elizabeth Blake: Daphne's mother.
• Uncle Matt: Daphne's uncle, a cattle rancher.
• John Maxwell: Daphne's uncle, a movie director.
• Olivia Derby: Daphne's aunt.
• Jennifer: Daphne's husband and her cousin.
• Dannika: Daphne's cousin, a famous French model.
• Shannon Blake: Daphne's Scottish cousin.
• Mario: Daphne's first REAL boyfriend.

Daphne's tendency to get laid is apparently something of a family trait. As her cousin Shannon explained in Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster : "For centuries we Blakes have been giving blow jobs, doing doggy style, getting kidnapped, and getting caught in overly complicated situations by our current partner. If there's one thing we Blakes are famous for it's being sluts"