User:Pression Wyvern

USER:Pression Wyvern

“Who?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pression Wyvern

N00bishness

Look, Wyvern's just 'dis guy, you know? He's got got an account on Uncyclopedia, which is reasonably cool, but he's a total n00b.

On Uncyclopedia.

You tell him that on some MMORPG and you'd better prepare to get P0wned big time.

Not by him.

By all the competent people that he'll bitch about you to so much that they decide to massacre your ass just to get him to shut up.

Yeah.

That's right.

,and is proud of it.

Wyvern would have loved to have won the N00b of the month contest, but:

• he was smothered by the user who actually won that month, (who is about to get this award now, too.) and
• he joined at the end of the of the month, anyway.

Other notes

Wyvern is one of those people who would like to be a Wikipedia editor, except that he's smart enough to realize that on the inside, Wikipedia is just a bunch of elitist admins having a cabal with each other. (Which he is convinced must mean something dirty) Also, he's more of an author than an editor, and Wikipedia is mercilessly cruel to anyone with any sort of actual writing talent. It's all edit, edit, edit.

Wyvern enjoys making userpages that refer to the author in the third person and involve voluminious amounts of self-depricating humor. This page ought to grow over time as Wyvern becomes more involved in creating pages.

So will Wyvern.

That fatass.

articles

current articles

conformity bounce theory

Chaka Khan

future/planned articles

Hagar the Horrible

Occupational Hazard

Testicles (philosopher)

USERBOXES!

Important ones

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user's IQ is over 156.

?

This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

?

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

♂

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a geek.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Sense

Typo G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.

Typo G

Sex

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

Sex

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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page-load of lesser boxes

MS-3

This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.

MS-3

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

1337

This user is elite.

1337

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

GOY

This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.

GOY

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

ego

This user is an adventurer.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

no nj

This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

no nj

Z

This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z2

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

ETP

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

bu-1

This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.

bu-1

ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].

ubx– crapload

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

no cowbell

This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

no cowbell

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

This user will give you a seizure.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is ARR-some!

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

+

This mathematical user loves pi

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.