User:Pression Wyvern

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“Who?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pression Wyvern


N00bishness[edit | edit source]

Look, Wyvern's just 'dis guy, you know? He's got got an account on Uncyclopedia, which is reasonably cool, but he's a total n00b.

On Uncyclopedia.

You tell him that on some MMORPG and you'd better prepare to get P0wned big time.

Not by him.

By all the competent people that he'll bitch about you to so much that they decide to massacre your ass just to get him to shut up.

Yeah.

That's right.

,and is proud of it.


Wyvern would have loved to have won the N00b of the month contest, but:

  • he was smothered by the user who actually won that month, (who is about to get this award now, too.) and
  • he joined at the end of the of the month, anyway.

Other notes[edit | edit source]

Wyvern is one of those people who would like to be a Wikipedia editor, except that he's smart enough to realize that on the inside, Wikipedia is just a bunch of elitist admins having a cabal with each other. (Which he is convinced must mean something dirty) Also, he's more of an author than an editor, and Wikipedia is mercilessly cruel to anyone with any sort of actual writing talent. It's all edit, edit, edit.

Wyvern enjoys making userpages that refer to the author in the third person and involve voluminious amounts of self-depricating humor. This page ought to grow over time as Wyvern becomes more involved in creating pages.

So will Wyvern.

That fatass.

articles[edit | edit source]

current articles[edit | edit source]

conformity bounce theory

Chaka Khan

past articles[edit | edit source]

future/planned articles[edit | edit source]

Hagar the Horrible

Occupational Hazard

Testicles (philosopher)

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Important ones[edit | edit source]

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This user's IQ is over 156.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a n00b.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a geek.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.


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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
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This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.




page-load of lesser boxes[edit | edit source]

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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user is elite.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

!
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
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This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user denounces BENSON.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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