User:Pression Wyvern
“Who?”
N00bishness[edit | edit source]
Look, Wyvern's just 'dis guy, you know? He's got got an account on Uncyclopedia, which is reasonably cool, but he's a total n00b.
On Uncyclopedia.
You tell him that on some MMORPG and you'd better prepare to get P0wned big time.
Not by him.
By all the competent people that he'll bitch about you to so much that they decide to massacre your ass just to get him to shut up.
Yeah.
That's right.
,and is proud of it.
Wyvern would have loved to have won the N00b of the month contest, but:
- he was smothered by the user who actually won that month, (who is about to get this award now, too.) and
- he joined at the end of the of the month, anyway.
Other notes[edit | edit source]
Wyvern is one of those people who would like to be a Wikipedia editor, except that he's smart enough to realize that on the inside, Wikipedia is just a bunch of elitist admins having a cabal with each other. (Which he is convinced must mean something dirty) Also, he's more of an author than an editor, and Wikipedia is mercilessly cruel to anyone with any sort of actual writing talent. It's all edit, edit, edit.
Wyvern enjoys making userpages that refer to the author in the third person and involve voluminious amounts of self-depricating humor. This page ought to grow over time as Wyvern becomes more involved in creating pages.
So will Wyvern.
That fatass.
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Hagar the Horrible
Occupational Hazard
Testicles (philosopher)
USERBOXES![edit | edit source]
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
This user's IQ is over 156. |
? |
This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
♂ |
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
n00b |
This user is a n00b. |
This user is addicted to video games. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
This user is a geek. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
Sense |
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
Typo G |
This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers. |
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. |
This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid. |
… |
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
page-load of lesser boxes[edit | edit source]
MS-3 |
This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for. |
NO |
This user doesn't care. |
GOY |
ego |
This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
no nj |
This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. |
Z |
This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
Z2 |
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
ETP |
Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
ubx– crapload |
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]]. |
This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
usbx |
This user likes to use userboxes. |
This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism |
This user is from Camelot
! |
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
+ |
This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
This user denounces BENSON. |
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