User:Keejamdub/Billiam

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Billiam is the combination of bill, will, and william.

avoid people/creatures with this name. they may or may not be contagious if you are a parent and name your child billiam do not complain on facebook or myspace when they are Bullied.

biology

Average Creature Named Billiam

Things named billiam commonly inhabit their mommy's basement and browse reddit all day every day. if you even dare oppose their political views they will cancel you.

Habitats

Billiams are commonly found in their mom's basements and Myspace. Note that any and all people who use myspace and call themselves bill are definitely Billiams in disguise.

Behavior

Extremely aggressive to anybody who doesn't play fortnite or minecraft because they believe those are the only good games. they have a horrendous mating call that sounds like nails on a chalkboard, luckily, this is never used as they are all virgins.

endangerment status

current conservation status is: Highly invasive, though they are unable to reproduce, anybody that names their child Billiam will have a gremlin on their hands.

They Are Known To Cause many communities of beings to go extinct such as the Smart aspies, The smart aspies tried to reason with the Billiams however it was in vain because they were eradicated soon after.

Natural Prey

• Small Children
• Small Animals
• People who don't use MySpace, Reddit, or Discord

Natural Predators

None, Billiams are apex predators

Similar Creatures

• Obesus Nekbeerdus
• Perisha Verginus
• Dumbus Assis
  

Other Atributes

• Likes To Post Among Us and Trollface memes, sometimes they murge to create monstosities like This.
• They Use Bing To Create Such Memes
• They Say That They Are Geniuses but actually have an IQ of 95, which makes them slightly lower than average.
• Plays Pokemon Go After The Year 2017
• Watches Star Trek

Extermination

It may be hard to exterminate A Billiam but it can be done,

1. Get A V Bux Gift Card, Beartrap, And Fishing Rod 2. Hook Rod Onto Fortnite Card 3. Lure Billiam Unto Bear Trap. Congrats you now have trapped Billiam! 4. Dispose of card 5. Obtain Industrial Steel Kiln 6. Throw Billiam Into Kiln Now Billiam Is Dead! you should hide because the Cops will be here at any point!