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Do you want to help Satiropendium? Do you feel that you are satirical enough to handle it? Well, you can sign up to be a Satiropendium writer at a forum topic I will make at a later date, and when that runs out of steam, right here will be also fine. Please specify if you want to be a critic, steward, or writer (normal, or proofreader class). However, please fill a job that hasn't been filled first. You will be listed on the staff page (linked on the links to the right of the "Satiropendium" text logo), where you can fill out specifics like your Pseudonymn and your specialty (specialties apply to writers only. There is only one specialty for the Stewards and Critics).

• Ljlego! That's me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:34, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

• Requested job? Please see bold print just added that I apparently forgot to add previously.... ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  27/08/2007 @ 02:40

• Well then, I volunteer as a writer. Sorry....as a writer.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:48, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

• Not your fault, actually, but you've got the job. Be sure to check out the staff page to add some stuff if you want to. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  27/08/2007 @ 22:01

• Got your message, would like to try out as a steward. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:46, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

You got the job. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

27/08/2007 @ 02:50

SO I GOT THE JOB HUH?! Well, does that make me a big boy now?! Well LA-DEE-DA Mr. admin hotshot...oh...I seriously got the job...well then...thanks. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:56, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

• I would like to audition for the position of writer, sir. *a-hem* To be, or not to be, wherefore art thou yonder STELLA!! STEEEEELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Did I get the part? Also, can I invite a couple people? There are a few I have in mind... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:49, Aug 27, 2007

You got the job. Welcome to the team, and if you want to invite, you may use {{subst:User:Jocke Pirat/Satiropendium/Invite}}, or just invite in your own special way as well. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

27/08/2007 @ 15:58

• I accept your offer. Critic and steward sounds like the role for me! Thanks. -- Mitch 02:45, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

You've got the jobs. Welcome to the team. It seems like we can get this show on at least half a road (one other critic will be needed, and then the beta test can start). ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/08/2007 @ 02:50

Actually, I'll rescind the critic role, and assume a proofreader role. I don't see why proofreading and stewarding should be mutually exclusive, so I'll do both. -- Mitch 03:44, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

• Uncyclopedian here, wannabe writer/critic. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I'll give you the critic job, but not the writer job, because writing articles for Satiropendium isn't a piece of cake Uncyclopedia-style way of writing - it's ultra-strict, but I feel that you can be a real good tough critic. I can give you a job as a writer of proofreader class if you wish. Either way, welcome to the team. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/08/2007 @ 03:13

I'll take the proofreader and critic jobs, then, I guess. writer writer writer Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Steward please. now, do we have to shoot down Japanese Boka Bombs or Kamikazes? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

You've got the job. Welcome to the team. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/08/2007 @ 03:13

• I know I wasn't formally invited but I'd like to be a Steward. A critic would be my 2nd choice but just 'bout any responsibility will do.

I think four stewards are enough for now, but I'll give you a job as both, although you will not be an administrative steward (you'll still be a critic with an admin account, though.). Welcome to the team. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/08/2007 @ 15:58

• Writer / proofreader would be my first choice. (Unless there's a job that specifically involves beer-drinking.) If necessary could also do the work of a critic. Can also be specified as writer subspecies poet if such is needed. ----OEJ 10:34, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

We've got a good amount of proofreaders for a start out as well, but I will give you a dual ability, and since critics are always good to have, you've got that job as well. Welcome to the team. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/08/2007 @ 15:58

Question (if there is a better spot to ask questions please advise): Are Satiropendium articles distinct from Uncyclopedia articles? For example, would it be appropriate to submit the poem La Hot Babe Sans Merci, which I wrote for John Keats, or would it be better to submit poems (and articles) which have never been in or on other Uncyclopedia pages? ----OEJ 22:02, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

All starting and developing articles are userspace. When a steward approves an article after two reviews, a notice of approval is put on the top of your article, and it's moved to the mainspace (this will go the same way for the wiki, only with notice templates on every article denoting its status). ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

29/08/2007 @ 00:02