User:Jamesbuc

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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a mutant.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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subliminal!
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.
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This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue, shag and shite.
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This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


I am a newb[edit]

Hello. This will probably be updated soon with random shit. Basically im a dumb newb! (yippie! You only get to be a Newb once remember!)

My Shineys[edit]

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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
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Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Jamesbuc
for your innate ability to breathe.
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