User:Imrealized/Articles

Imrealized Articles

In Order of Appearance

• Sith Vicious
• The Dearth Star
• WWJJD?
• Asshole
• Hide and Go Jesus
• Unnatural Selection
• Paradise Lost (credit to LeftistRevolution for the idea, framework and aloof encouragement to finally read Paradise Lost)
• Euripides (a thousand sacrificial goats burned on the altar of comedy at Temple Some user for his brilliance on the talk page)
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• The American Book of the Dead
• Smells Like Teen Spirit (Mhaille declared his edits were "minor", but he gives himself far too little credit)
• UnNews:Tensions mount between dead Austrian Rap legend and plate of polenta, onlookers annoyed
• Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test
• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax For a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, But Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Apocalypse
• Tom Paine
• This town needs an enema!
• The Big Lebowski - A Network Television Premiere
• Planned Parenthood Started by emc as a parody of the original Euroipods, it was voted for deletion. In that form, the simplistic goodness was too great to remain unspoiled by my heavy-handed additions. It is now a parody of the current version of Euroipods. Until they update it again, at which point I will have to create or add to yet another Euroipods sporking. Maybe I'll go with Fluoroide Pills or You're A IP? Odd. next time.
• HowTo:Clown Stalk Almost a complete rewrite, but the concept is not something I would have normally touched. Thanks for pushing me outside of my invisible box, Seth Rogan's unfunny brother!
• UnPoetia:Under the Table
• UnNews:Large Hadron Collider creates new mimetic metal alloy
• Fuck Subtlety
• UnBooks:S Is For Syd - done with the writing, for the most part. Probably. But still needs at least a picture per page. Will work on that later. Maybe.
• Apathy Man PLS-winning rewrite of an article by User:Super Llama
• HowTo:Play Freebird On Guitar Quick rewrite saved from VFD.

Sucking Less By the Minute - Works In Progress

• They Live
• Why?:Separate the Art From the Artist?
• Why?:I Is Better Than U

Witness the awesome might of Corel!

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