User:LeftistRevolution

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“I'm going to Fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to Fucking kill LeftistRevolution.”

~ Steve Ballmer on LeftistRevolution

“LeftistRevolution? Ya I know him, cracka owes me 5 bucks”

~ Oscar Wilde on LeftistRevolution


Fresh from the Womb[edit | edit source]

Right from the time LeftistRevolution was born, everyone knew he had a special gift. What they didnt know, was that he was concealing a gun as well!

Articles[edit | edit source]

LeftistRevolution likes to write new articles (and help re-write crappy ones) on this wonderful little Uncyclopedia. here are a few...

Articles:

CandyLand

Geoffrey Chaucer

Re-writes and expansions:

Strong Bad

LeftistRevolution-FAQ[edit | edit source]

Who the hell are you? In a sense, I guess you could say I'm Jesus, minus the purging of original sin part.

So tell me,what would you do for a Klondike bar? I believe the question is, what WOULDNT I do for a Klondike bar.

Did OJ do it? If the glove does not fit, I must not give a shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't know, ask mr. owl.

Are the claims really true? No Comment.

Are you some kind of God? Yes, child. Yes.

Why do fools fall in love? I guess I'd have to answer your question with my own question. Why does love, fall in fools? Hmm?

What? Who?

Huh? Where?

Do you even know what you're doing? I do...NOT...know what I'm doing...

This interview is over. YOU'RE OVER!