User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Turb0-Sunrise
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 A Turb0 in his natural habitat | |
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| Nationality | Bostonian |
| Other names | Turbs, Turb0, Turbz, 2601:18A:8082:BAB0:BC44:15DA:EF9A:438D |
| Occupation | Keyboard-smasher-in-chief at the UnSignpost |
| Years active | 0.3 |
| Known for | Having no life |
| Notable work | Hamster, HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down, Road Rage, UnNews:A dingo ate my baby |
Turb0-Sunrise is an extremely notable Bostonian. That's it. He also has more features than Gerg. Suck it. Well, he has more features for now.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Turb0 started editing from an IP that's way too long to put here and mainly edited LPTEW and the ASBOWAATs. He eventually created an account after a short conversation with user OPOSSUM on famous forum Last person to edit wins. He created his account on July 19th, 2025, and having his first (real) edit being on his user page, stating:
“primordial user page time”
He kick started his Uncyclopedian career by making several edits on the ASBOWAAT series. He was also quite the forum editor, commenting and having conversations with several other Uncyclopedians. One notable conversation happened on July 21st, 2025, in which he had a conversation with Gergdown about his 100th edit.
“also gimme a fricken cookie i reached 100 edits”
“i have 2,920 you ain't special”
– Gergdown
“i am special, just not in that way (DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SPECIAL IN THAT WAY. THIS WAS ALL A JOKE.) ”
Thus began Turb0's rise.[real clever, motherfucker.]
His rise after the sun[edit | edit source]
He made like, four featured articles after that. And got Writer of the Month.
His Turbo mode[edit | edit source]
He also became the lead writer of the UnSignpost, resulting in the UnSignpost becoming filled with incoherent babbling about Boston.
“What's wrong with that?”
– Turb0-Sunrise on incoherent babbling about Boston