User:FleshEatingDeathMaggots

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12 years, 6 months and 6 days.



Welcome to my home. Please, make yourself comfortable. But don't step on the carpet. Oh god no. Not the carpet. Anything but the carpet.


Please, talk to me. I'm lonely.


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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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Dead gull.JPG I are not dead.
FleshEatingDeathMaggots has been killed resurrected by GOD Satan?


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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.


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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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n00b
This user is a n00b.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH


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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a demon, and is afraid of God. Please summon Gosh instead.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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ao-G
This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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du-F
This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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17-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.
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es-E
This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.
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This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.


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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user can see what you don't!
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Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.


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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Gullible
This user is really gullible!
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This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").
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LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.


DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.


DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.


DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!


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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.


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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11


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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.



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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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MS-3
This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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This user hast no knowledge of Typo and dost refuseth to converse with thou Typo enthusiasts


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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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