User:FleshEatingDeathMaggots

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 13 years,  1 month and 24 days.

Welcome to my home. Please, make yourself comfortable. But don't step on the carpet. Oh god no. Not the carpet. Anything but the carpet.

Please, talk to me. I'm lonely.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

	I are not dead.
	FleshEatingDeathMaggots has been killed resurrected by GOD Satan?

This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

n00b

This user is a n00b.

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MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is a demon, and is afraid of God. Please summon Gosh instead.

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

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ao-G

This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

ao-G

du-F

This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).

du-F

17-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

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bs-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.

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es-E

This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.

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This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.

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This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

ubx– crapload

This user can see what you don't!

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Sense

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Gullible

This user is really gullible!

Gullible

This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

DIFF M

This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

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THIS IS SPARTA!

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

ETP

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

bu-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

bu-N

MS-3

This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.

MS-3

Typo A

This user hast no knowledge of Typo and dost refuseth to converse with thou Typo enthusiasts

Typo A

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.