User:Cainad/oldpage

C'est moi. Fnord, and good night.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one). fr-F

de-P This fucker speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. de-P

il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school. il-E

INTJ This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test.

This user is a complete, irredeemable article. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and wash at a whereabouts.

ns-G This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers. ns-G

Iä! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly. Iä!

אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

ja-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 日本語 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ja-A

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

The unperson Cainad never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.

Memories of Cainad shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

Cainad is a quasi-native of the slime pits of Yuggoth, and was very suprised to find matches for "Cainad" when he Googled his own name. This was kind of prickish and stuck-up of course, but none of the results actually referred to him. Kinda weird.

Cainad thinks people who problematise diet cokes are lovely . He likes to problematise Mad Libs.

Please do not problematise this userpage, as Cainad spent quite a lot of mice on it.

Have a lovely day!

Important Knowledge Concerning Cainad

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Crappy Contributions From Cainad

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Cainad (AKA Dumbassus Randomus Supremus, AKA Butcher of Latin)
Kingdom	Freako
Phylum	Heehee... "phylum" sounds funny...
Class	Class of 2087
Order	Esoteric Order of the Giant spaghetti monster
Family	Shoggoth
Genus	Genius
Species	Nabisco
Primary Armament	Mega Buster
Secondary Armament	Extreme sarcasm
Power Plant	Moose
HP:	111
Mana Points:	XYZZY
Strength:	-4
Intelligence:	Smart enough to know he ain't that smart.
Weight	135.90210lbs
Length	5"11'
Special Attack	"Ni!"
Conservation Status	Menace to Humanity : destroy on sight

Stuff I have won, etc.

This is where I keep boxes that are not userboxes.

Featured Article: Diplomacy

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Featured Article: Books never written

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My subpages

• User:Cainad/awards
• User:Cainad/Thinking cap
• User:Cainad/Architecture
• User:Cainad/BENSON
• User:Cainad/Hypocrites
• User:Cainad/Greyface
• User:Cainad/Purgatorio
• User:Cainad/Fungus

Cainad always remembers to doff his thinking cap. Do you?