User:Cainad/oldpage

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C'est moi. Fnord, and good night.

The Mediocre One

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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This fucker speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable banana. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and exterminate at a period.
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This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers.
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This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly.
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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 日本語 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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. They see the fnords

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The unperson Cainad never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.
Memories of Cainad shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

Cainad is a quasi-native of the slime pits of Yuggoth, and was very suprised to find matches for "Cainad" when he Googled his own name. This was kind of prickish and stuck-up of course, but none of the results actually referred to him. Kinda weird.

Cainad thinks people who toast queens are hairless . He likes to toast Mad Libs.

Please do not toast this userpage, as Cainad spent quite a lot of operating theaters on it.

Have a hairless day!

Important Knowledge Concerning Cainad[edit | edit source]

This topic cannot exist, because there is no knowledge concerning Cainad. Therefore this section should disappear in a puff of logic.

Crappy Contributions From Cainad[edit | edit source]

Artikelz (in no order whatsoever)[edit | edit source]

Images that make me happy[edit | edit source]

Aw-dee-ohs[edit | edit source]

(Warning: May cause spontaneous liquification of eardrums)

Cainad (AKA Dumbassus Randomus Supremus, AKA Butcher of Latin)
Kingdom Freako
Phylum Heehee... "phylum" sounds funny...
Class Class of 2087
Order Esoteric Order of the Giant spaghetti monster
Family Shoggoth
Genus Genius
Species Nabisco
Primary Armament Mega Buster
Secondary Armament Extreme sarcasm
Power Plant Moose
HP: 111
Mana Points: XYZZY
Strength: -4
Intelligence: Smart enough to know he ain't that smart.
Weight 135.90210lbs
Length 5"11'
Special Attack "Ni!"
Conservation Status Menace to Humanity : destroy on sight

Stuff I have won, etc.[edit | edit source]

This is where I keep boxes that are not userboxes.

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

My subpages[edit | edit source]

Cainad always remembers to doff his thinking cap. Do you?
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