User:Cainad/awards

These boxes are not userboxes. They might be considered awards. Either way, they are here, on this page.

I am especially proud of this one at the top.

QUAKKinator Award

This user is hereby cited for tirelessness, bravery, and astuteness in the removal of not-especially-funny top-quotes. Respect this person.

Bestowed by the Unquotable Automatic Kwote Killer

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.

ZEROTROUSERS HAS AWARDED YOU THE BENSONIST NINJASTAR

AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION FOR BEING BENSONS HIGH AND FAVOURED CHRONICLER.

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

You get a hippie! Yay!This hippie is also a crab sorcerer. But don't let his friends down at PETA find out! –Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?}

Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

	*The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always* remember how to check for lumps.**
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Birfday![edit | edit source]

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Flours on your birthday!
Sorry for the delay.
Happy Birthday!
RabbiTechno

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I gave these boxes to myself. They are probably not awards.

This user is a proud captive of the Apple Computer Overmind
This user also supports self-righteous mockery of Microsoft

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

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