User:C'Raisin/The CorpCorp

The CorpCorp Logo. The arrows in a circle represent that The CorpCorp recycles.

The CorpCorp is the only corporation in the future.

History

In 2019, Corp Oration Corp won the lottery and used the money to create The Corp Company. He bought lots of commercials, obviously ones that seemed not at all related to the product. It was a huge success and Corp O. Corp bought some factories in China and Mexico and hired workers to work in them and changed the corporation's name to The CorpCorp. In 2027 he decided to bring the chinese and mexican workers to American factories to cut shipping costs, and eventually employed the ones in America, too. In 2066, he had bought all other corporations, and The CorpCorp was the only one.

Chinks^TM and Beaners^TM

Chinese become a new species called Chinks^TM and Mexicans became a species called Beaners^TM, both of which are the species Homo servus, their subspecies are Homo servus sinesis and Homo servus mexicanus, respectively. Several breeds are sold for different jobs, including as pets. All domesticated animal species are replaced by Chinks^TM and Beaners^TM, using genetic modification to make them able to do all animal species' jobs.

The CorpCorp's mascots, Ching-Chong and Kookeracha.

Beaners^TM are mostly used for making food and Chinks^TM for making everything else. However, food produced by Chinks^TM is more expensive then food produced by Beaners^TM. The CorpCorp has a permanent patent on Chinks^TM and Beaners^TM of all types, and to be a breeder you need a breeding license and you must give The CorpCorp 79.99% of your profits and all that are sold must be sterilized unless being sold to another licensed breeder. With Chinks^TM you are only allowed to breed one offspring per female (all others must be destroyed) because they are more valuable than Beaners^TM so people tend to mass-produce Beaners or breed hybrids called "Cheaners^TM" to get the advantages of both species, however Cheaners^TM must be less then 30% Chink to be exempt from the "one offspring law"

Chink^TM and Beaner^TM shows are common, with breeders breeding them to the standard. The standard for Chinks^TM is very short with huge buck teeth and ultra-yellow skin and they are required to wear Coolie Hats in show. The standard for Beaners^TM is ultra-orange skin with yellow teeth and one large tattoo of Jesus or Virgin Mary and a giant sombrero. Cheaners^TM are not allowed in show but are commonly bred as pets or working animals.

Products

The CorpCorp makes several products, of literally all types. Here are some of the most popular.

McCorpCorp's^TM Baby Burger^TM

A burger made of a mexican baby, your choice of Fetus Fries^TM or Finger Dippers^TM. Also comes as a Chinken burger.

Chinkies^TM

The new version of Twinkies. Their slogan is "Yerro Rike Mee!^TM" It is actually a chopped-off chinese penis, processed a lot and stuffed with hydrogenated semen and dyed with urine. There are knock-offs called Ching-Chongs^TM that are bigger and cheaper and secretly made of a mexican's penis instead.

Chingy's Ice Cream, made of frozen semen and urine

MSG Rolls^TM

Two types of candy called "Mega Super Great Rolls" and "My Sweet Grandma Rolls" that are actually the same candy in different packaging. Made of 40% trans fat, 40% monosodium glutamate, 10% artificial sweetener, and 10% "other".

Kooky Kondoms^TM

Condoms made out of penis skins and glued together with semen.

EZCake^TM

"Just add water!^TM"

Advertising

All theircommercials are of poor quality but use subliminal messages by injecting people's brains with radioactive messages with the new Ultra Plasma HD 5D TVs^TM to convince people to buy their products. (It is unknown how they got everyone to buy the TVs, but it's thought that they sent radioactive messages all over the world telling people to buy the TVs)

Often they use advertising based on chinese or mexican babies. Their slogan is "Buy it all!" Their mascots are Ching Chong the Chinese Child^TM and Kookeracha the Lil' Beaner^TM.

One of The CorpCorp's advertising campaigns.

Johnny Awesome^TM

The new spin-off of Johnny Test, but even more consumeristic than the original. The plot of almost every episode is him begging his mom for a new toy or candy, and his mom "learning her lesson" at the end and buying it for him or him fighting people who don't like The CorpCorp and acting all cool. He has a pet Cheaner named Dookie.

Kool Kidz Klub^TM

Exactly the same as Johnny Awesome^TM, but with him and his friends as babies in a nursery. Their nanny is Corp O. Corp.

The Late-Nite Porno Show^TM

Poorly-made unoriginal pornos shown at night. Usually a stereotypical plot like "the hot wife cheats on her husband with the pizza guy/pool boy/mailman/milkman and he says lots of stupid puns" or "hot anime schoolgirl gets raped by a tentacle monster or several men whose bodies other than their legs and unnaturally huge penises are never shown," and uses advertising like "We need to use protection," "I have some great HotRibs^TM Kooky Kondoms^TM, with ribs and a hot sensation for intense pleasure, for only $9.99 a box."