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D. B Cooper

D. B. Cooper was a badass who hijacked Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305. Cooper boarded the flight with a suitcase full of nuclear fission, announced to everybody on board that he has a portable nuke, to which nobody cared. Feeling ignored and frustrated, Cooper opened the emergency exit and shoved a flight attendant out of the plane, that got everyone's attention, and Cooper demanded $250,000 (equivalent to one trillion dollars in 2023).

I'd Like to Make a Withdrawal

fake heist movie filled with cliches i want to make - directed by quentin tarantino

BOJANGLES:

SWEET LOUIS:

DOG:

Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

actual fight that happened

Cassius Clay vs. Muhammad Ali

Cassius Clay vs. Muhammad Ali (billed as Double Trouble)

Full Metal Jackin'

PARRIS ISLAND

PVT. PYLE: Hey Joker, wanna see a magic trick?

PVT. JOKER: Sure. What is it, Leonard?

BANG!

PVT. JOKER: *laughs* That's a good one, Pyle!

Pulp-Free Fiction

VINCENT VEGA: You know what they call a Royale with Cheese in Europe?

JULES WINNFIELD: Nah, what?

VINCENT VEGA: Quarter pounder with cheese.

JULES WINNFIELD: Quarter pounder with cheese, heh. What do they call a Le Big Mac?

VINCENT VEGA: Le Big Mac's a Le Big Mac, but over there they call it Big Mac.

JULES WINNFIELD: Big Mac, huh. What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT VEGA: I dunno, I didn't go into a KFC. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland?

JULES WINNFIELD: What's that?

VINCENT VEGA: Ketchup.

JULES WINNFIELD: Goddamn!

VINCENT VEGA: I seen 'em do it, man! They fuckin' drown it in that shit!

JULES WINNFIELD: That's some nasty shit, man.

VINCENT VEGA: That's what I'm say-

JULES WINNFIELD: Ah man, I hit somebody with the car.

VINCENT VEGA: Why the fuck did you do that?

JULES WINNFIELD: I probably hit a bump, or the brakes failed or something!

VINCENT VEGA: The car didn't hit no motherfuckin' bump! I seen some crazy ass shit in my time, but this...

(They discover that the man they hit is their boss, MARSELLUS WALLACE. JULES and VINCENT run off.)

FLASHBACK

MARSELLUS WALLACE: Take a dive in your next fight.

BUTCH COOLIDGE: Are you kidding me? That might derail my career!

MARSELLUS WALLACE: Maybe this will change your mind...

(MARSELLUS opens a briefcase, which is filled with Playboy magazines, and one dollar. BUTCH starts drooling)

BUTCH COOLIDGE: You got yourself a goddamn deal.

(MARSELLUS smiles)

MARSELLUS WALLACE: Here's a little something else, too.

(MARSELLUS hands BUTCH a box of Viagra)

MARSELLUS WALLACE: If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies!

(BUTCH and MARSELLUS stand up and shake hands, with BUTCH's boner visible. BUTCH immediately pops a Viagra and sprints off with the briefcase)

BUTCH'S FIGHT

BUTCH COOLIDGE: Coach, I don't think I can go out there...

BUTCH's COACH: What? Why the hell not? What's the matter?

I can't do it...

(BUTCH stands up to reveal what might possibly be the world's biggest boner. Ever.)

BUTCH's COACH: Is that a boner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

BUTCH COOLIDGE: What?

BUTCH's COACH: What?

BUTCH COOLIDGE: What the fuck am I gonna do?

BUTCH's COACH: There's only one option... we have to cut it off..

Louisiana Hacksaw Bloodbath

texas chainsaw massacre rewrite

Operation Payback

Payback.

Operation Payback was a United States led operation during the War on Terror, which took place on November 9, 2001 (11/9). The main purpose of the operation was to kill as many Osama bin Laden lookalikes as possible. It involved flying Boeing 767s into buildings everywhere in the Middle East.

Colonel Sanders

Harland David Sanders
Colonel Sanders after bombing a small Vietnamese village.
Nickname(s)	Fat Boy, Lard Ass, Fat Cunt, Wide Load, Ham Butt
Born	Louisville, Kentucky
Died	Louisville, Kentucky
Allegiance	Kentucky
Service / branch	Kentucky Fried Chicken
Years of service	Possibly infinite
Rank	Colonel
Unit	69th Chicken Division
Battles / wars	All of them
Awards	Medal of Honor (19x)

Colonel Harland David Sanders (???? - ????) was an officer in the United States Army who served in World War I, World War II, World War III, Korean War, Vietnam War, Gulf War, War in Afghanistan, War on Christmas, War on Humour, War on Tourism, War on Drugs, War on Microsoft, and the War on some drugs.

Debejiah

(meth manufacturer, gambler, criminal, race car driver, drug dealer, bank robber|remove when article is done) Debejiah (1942 - 1974) was an Amish man who was a pioneer of extreme horse and buggy racing, as well as a part-time criminal who committed many violent acts. Debejiah was also one of the founding members of NASCAR. At fourteen years old, he started illegally racing horse and buggies with other mischievous youth. Eventually, Debejiah and others began gambling on the races.

Early life

When Debejiah was seven years old, he made his first

Waco (video game)

Waco is a first person shooter RPG game, developed by David Branch. It was originally released on October 17, 2012 for the Xbox 360, and eventually ported to the PC. However, due to high demand and popularity, it was also remastered for the Xbox One and PlayStation 5 on the 28th anniversary of the Waco siege. The game has received critical acclaim for its realism and gameplay, and was nominated and won several gaming awards. It has since been regarded as a cult classic. No pun intended.

The game is obviously set at Mount Carmel Center in Waco, Texas. Gamers can choose single-player, co-op, multiplayer, or survival mode.

Single-player

If the player chooses to play single-player, they will play the campaign mode. It starts out on the first day of the siege, and players can choose to play as David Koresh or an ATF agent. The game is split into 51 chapters, each representing the amount of days the siege lasted for. However, for a successful completion of the campaign, the player can not die a single time, or else all of their progress will reset and a death scene will play. A newspaper and news story will show on the screen, with multiple possibilities regarding the content, depending on which day the player died, and how they died.

Co-op

Players can create a team of up to four people and either play as the Branch Davidians, or as the ATF.

Survival mode

Survival mode can either be played by one person or up to a group of ten people. You will always play as the Branch Davidians and gain points for completing certain objectives and surviving days. Once a player dies, they will not be brought back until the game has ended and it restarts. If the player gets past day 51 the difficulty will increase by each day after 51.

Waco Siege Chatlogs

david1959 has joined the game

Koreshfan110: holy shit! is that actually david?

david1959: yeah it's me. where's our base at?

Koreshfan100 teleports david1959 to Mount Carmel

david1959: sick.

carmelenjoyer334: oh my god is that david

david1959: ya heard?

Koreshfan110 has given david1959 Automatic Weapons!

sammy: seriously? yah i'm telling cause you can't have those

sammy has left the game

david1959: fuck.

alphabetagency has joined the game

alphabetagency: ok so we've heard about people having banned weapons in the gam. you can't use those until you're level 25

david1959: fuck off

alphabetagency: yeah so me and my friends have administrator power, i wouldn't use that type of language

david1959: fuck off

alphabetagency has left the game

Koreshfan110: fucking admins bro.

alphabetagency has joined the game

alphabetagency uses Search Warrant!

david1959: can you just like leave us alone dude

alphabetagency uses Request Backup!

DaFeds have joined the game

david1959: bro?

davidian22: fuck this

davidian22 has left the game

david1959 shoots alphabetagency!

alphabetagency: haha

alphabetagency shoots Koreshfan110!

david1959: hell no!

Johnny B. Goode

Johnny B. Goode
Born	January 6, 1958 (age 66) Deep Down, Louisiana

Johnny B. Goode was born deep down in Louisiana, close to New Orleans. Way back up in the woods among the evergreens, in a log cabin made of earth and wood. Johnny was known as a country boy who could never read or write so well, many say he could play a guitar just like ringing a bell.

Early life

When Johnny was a young child, the locals would frequently see him carrying around his guitar in a gunny sack, where he would go sit beneath a tree by a railroad track. The train engineers would see him sitting in the shade, where they noticed he'd strum with the rhythm that the drivers made. The people passing by would stop and say, "Oh my what that little country boy could play."

Red Ryder BB Gun

The Red Ryder BB Gun is a firearm developed in the United States

Legendary Football Game at Eric's Birthday Party in '04

Way back in '04, at Eric's backyard, the greatest football game to ever be played occurred.

My team

Position	Name
QB	Me
RB	Sam
WR1	Chad
WR2	Aaron
TE	Johnny
OL/DL	Louis
OL/DL	Fat Ass Kid I Didn't Know
OL/DL	Tommy
C	Jack

Eric's team

Position	Name
QB	Eric
RB	Michael
WR1	Jacob
WR2	Ricky
TE	Brian
OL/DL	Oscar
OL/DL	Carlos
OL/DL	Donald
C	Gary

1st Quarter

Coin toss. I called heads. The quarter lands on heads. I elect to receive.

Saw

story rewrite

Big League Baseball

User:Bad Motherfucker/Big League Baseball

Jimi Hendrix

James Marshall "Jimi" Hendrix (born Fender Stratocaster Master; November 27, 1942 - September 18, 1970) was an American guitarist, songwriter, singer, and LSD user. Hendrix is considered by many to be the best guitarist of all time.

Early life

Hendrix was born on November 27, 1942 in Seattle. While his mother was giving birth, instead of a newborn popping out, a Fender Stratocaster appeared instead. About 30 seconds later a newborn Hendrix arrived. He grabbed the guitar and proceeded to play his famous song, "Purple Haze".

My Time in the Wild West

various goofy stories set in the wild west, expand

The name's Jimmy James. I've been wandering the deserts of the west for quite some time now.

A man came up to me while i was on the trail, he told me to not let the demon clowns take me alive

Jesus' Adventures in Hell

article about jesus going to hell and kicking some demon ass, as well as satan's ass

Jangles (monkey) alternate/shorter version

Jangles
Birth name	Jangles
Born	Unknown
Died	April 30, 1975 Saigon, South Vietnam
Buried	Arlington National Cemetery
Allegiance	United States
Service / branch	United States Army
Years of service	1968–1975
Rank	Corporal Sergeant (posthumously)
Unit	101st Airborne Division 5th Special Forces Group
Battles / wars	Vietnam War Tet Offensive Battle of Huế Operation Apache Snow Battle of Hamburger Hill (WIA) Battle of Ben Het Cambodian campaign Operation Tame the West (WIA) 1975 spring offensive Fall of Saigon (KIA)
Awards	Medal of Honor Silver Star Soldier's Medal Bronze Star Purple Heart (2x)

Jangles was a United States soldier in the Vietnam War. Jangles was found

Awards and decorations

Medal of Honor citation

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty:

Corporal Jangles distinguished himself by acts of gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty in action with an armed enemy force in the city of Saigon, South Vietnam, on April 30, 1975. As an infantryman of the 101st Airborne Divison, Corporal Jangles was assigned to support Operation Frequent Wind. While guarding the building on 22 Gia Long Street, Corporal Jangles and several other soldiers came under enemy fire. Corporal Jangles was immediately shot twice: once in the thigh, and once in the stomach. Despite his wounds, Corporal Jangles ran to cover. He then engaged the enemy with a hand grenade, providing suppression as another soldier moved to his position. The enemy quickly responded by maneuvering closer and throwing grenades. The first enemy grenade explosion knocked his two fellow soldiers to the ground and wounded both with shrapnel. Corporal Jangles threw another grenade, killing three NVA soldiers. A second enemy grenade was thrown over the wall, and landed only a few feet away from them. Instantly realizing the danger, Corporal Jangles, unhesitatingly and with complete disregard for his safety, deliberately and selflessly moved forward, picked up the grenade, and in an effort to clear the immediate threat, threw the grenade away from his fellow soldiers. As he was releasing the grenade; it detonated, instantly killing him. Although picking up and throwing the live grenade fatally wounded Corporal Jangles, his gallant act undeniably saved his fellow soldiers from being severely wounded or killed. Corporal Jangles' extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of military service, and reflect great credit upon himself, 101st Airborne Division, and the United States Army.

Silver Star citation

Corporal Jangles distinguished himself by acts of gallantry and intrepidity in action with an armed enemy force in Ben Het Special Forces Camp, Kon Tum Province, South Vietnam, on the 3rd and 4th day of March, 1969. While sleeping in his bunk, North Vietnamese armored troops attacked Ben Het Special Forces Camp. Corporal Jangles immediately sprung into action, and rushed to a nearby M48 Patton tank. Corporal Jangles supported the tank crew by loading, unloading, and firing off rounds. Corporal Jangles and his crew held off the NVA assault for over three hours, until his tank was directly hit by a round fired by an enemy tank. Corporal Jangles was uninjured after the blast, however he noticed the two other men in his crew were wounded. Disregarding his own safety, he dragged each soldier out of the tank and into a medical tent one by one, undoubtedly saving their lives. While running towards another M48 Patton, Corporal Jangles noticed a group of four NVA soldiers in the tree line. Corporal Jangles engaged the enemy with hand grenades, killing all four of them. After finally reaching the tank, he noticed a wounded soldier laying next to it. Corporal Jangles immediately dragged the soldier to a medical tent. He ran back to the tank and climbed in, helping the short-staffed crew successfully push back the last remaining NVA troops, destroying two enemy tanks and killing numerous enemy infantry. Corporal Jangles' extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of military service, and reflect great credit upon himself, 5th Special Forces Group, and the United States Army.

Soldier's Medal citation

Corporal Jangles distinguished himself by exemplary heroism not involving actual conflict with an armed enemy in Se San, Cambodia, while serving as an infantryman of the 101st Airborne Division. On that day, Corporal Jangles and his squad were being transported via helicopter to Se San, Cambodia, to support Operation Tame the West. While a few miles out from the landing zone, the helicopter suffered a severe malfunction and crashed near the Se San River in Cambodia. Corporal Jangles freed himself from the mangled and burning helicopter. Despite suffering lacerations and burn wounds on his body and legs, and with exemplary selflessness and total disregard for his own safety, Corporal Jangles dragged each soldier out of the burning helicopter, and to a nearby riverbank to await a medevac. Corporal Jangles' heroic actions saved the lives of two soldiers, and allowed the bodies of the deceased to be recovered. Corporal Jangles' extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of military service, and reflect great credit upon himself, 101st Airborne Division, and the United States Army.

Bronze Star (V device) citation

Bronze Star citation

Shotgun Man

superhero, only power is that he shoots people