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D. B Cooper

D. B. Cooper was a badass who hijacked Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305. Cooper boarded the flight with a suitcase full of nuclear fission, announced to everybody on board that he has a portable nuke, to which nobody cared. Feeling ignored and frustrated, Cooper opened the emergency exit and shoved a flight attendant out of the plane, that got everyone's attention, and Cooper demanded $250,000 (equivalent to one trillion dollars in 2023).

I'd Like to Make a Withdrawal

fake heist movie filled with cliches i want to make - directed by quentin tarantino

BOJANGLES:

SWEET LOUIS:

DOG:

Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

actual fight that happened

Cassius Clay vs. Muhammad Ali

Cassius Clay vs. Muhammad Ali (billed as Double Trouble)

Full Metal Jackin'

PARRIS ISLAND

PVT. PYLE: Hey Joker, wanna see a magic trick?

PVT. JOKER: Sure. What is it, Leonard?

BANG!

PVT. JOKER: *laughs* That's a good one, Pyle!

Pulp-Free Fiction

VINCENT VEGA: You know what they call a Royale with Cheese in Europe?

JULES WINNFIELD: Nah, what?

VINCENT VEGA: Quarter pounder with cheese.

JULES WINNFIELD: Quarter pounder with cheese, heh. What do they call a Le Big Mac?

VINCENT VEGA: Le Big Mac's a Le Big Mac, but over there they call it Big Mac.

JULES WINNFIELD: Big Mac, huh. What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT VEGA: I dunno, I didn't go into a KFC. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland?

JULES WINNFIELD: What's that?

VINCENT VEGA: Ketchup.

JULES WINNFIELD: Goddamn!

VINCENT VEGA: I seen 'em do it, man! They fuckin' drown it in that shit!

JULES WINNFIELD: That's some nasty shit, man.

VINCENT VEGA: That's what I'm say-

JULES WINNFIELD: Ah man, I hit somebody with the car.

VINCENT VEGA: Why the fuck did you do that?

JULES WINNFIELD: I probably hit a bump, or the brakes failed or something!

VINCENT VEGA: The car didn't hit no motherfuckin' bump! I seen some crazy ass shit in my time, but this...

(They discover that the man they hit is their boss, MARSELLUS WALLACE. JULES and VINCENT run off.)

FLASHBACK

MARSELLUS WALLACE: Take a dive in your next fight.

BUTCH COOLIDGE: Are you kidding me? That might derail my career!

MARSELLUS WALLACE: Maybe this will change your mind...

(MARSELLUS opens a briefcase, which is filled with Playboy magazines, and one dollar. BUTCH starts drooling)

BUTCH COOLIDGE: You got yourself a goddamn deal.

(MARSELLUS smiles)

MARSELLUS WALLACE: Here's a little something else, too.

(MARSELLUS hands BUTCH a box of Viagra)

MARSELLUS WALLACE: If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies!

(BUTCH and MARSELLUS stand up and shake hands, with BUTCH's boner visible. BUTCH immediately pops a Viagra and sprints off with the briefcase)

BUTCH'S FIGHT

BUTCH COOLIDGE: Coach, I don't think I can go out there...

BUTCH's COACH: What? Why the hell not? What's the matter?

I can't do it...

(BUTCH stands up to reveal what might possibly be the world's biggest boner. Ever.)

BUTCH's COACH: Is that a boner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

BUTCH COOLIDGE: What?

BUTCH's COACH: What?

BUTCH COOLIDGE: What the fuck am I gonna do?

BUTCH's COACH: There's only one option... we have to cut it off..

Louisiana Hacksaw Bloodbath

texas chainsaw massacre rewrite

Operation Payback

Payback.

Operation Payback was a United States led operation during the War on Terror, which took place on November 9, 2001 (11/9). The main purpose of the operation was to kill as many Osama bin Laden lookalikes as possible. It involved flying Boeing 767s into buildings everywhere in the Middle East.

Colonel Sanders

Harland David Sanders
Colonel Sanders after bombing a small Vietnamese village.
Nickname(s)	Fat Boy, Lard Ass, Fat Cunt, Wide Load, Ham Butt
Born	Louisville, Kentucky
Died	Louisville, Kentucky
Allegiance	Kentucky
Service / branch	Kentucky Fried Chicken
Years of service	Possibly infinite
Rank	Colonel
Unit	69th Chicken Division
Battles / wars	All of them
Awards	Medal of Honor (19x)

Colonel Harland David Sanders (???? - ????) was an officer in the United States Army who served in World War I, World War II, World War III, Korean War, Vietnam War, Gulf War, War in Afghanistan, War on Christmas, War on Humour, War on Tourism, War on Drugs, War on Microsoft, and the War on some drugs.

Debejiah

(meth manufacturer, gambler, criminal, race car driver, drug dealer, bank robber|remove when article is done) Debejiah (1942 - 1974) was an Amish man who was a pioneer of extreme horse and buggy racing, as well as a part-time criminal who committed many violent acts. Debejiah was also one of the founding members of NASCAR. At fourteen years old, he started illegally racing horse and buggies with other mischievous youth. Eventually, Debejiah and others began gambling on the races.

Early life

When Debejiah was seven years old, he made his first

Waco (video game)

Waco is a first person shooter RPG game, developed by David Branch. It was originally released on October 17, 2012 for the Xbox 360, and eventually ported to the PC. However, due to high demand and popularity, it was also remastered for the Xbox One and PlayStation 5 on the 28th anniversary of the Waco siege. The game has received critical acclaim for its realism and gameplay, and was nominated and won several gaming awards. It has since been regarded as a cult classic. No pun intended.

The game is obviously set at Mount Carmel Center in Waco, Texas. Gamers can choose single-player, co-op, multiplayer, or survival mode.

Single-player

If the player chooses to play single-player, they will play the campaign mode. It starts out on the first day of the siege, and players can choose to play as David Koresh or an ATF agent. The game is split into 51 chapters, each representing the amount of days the siege lasted for. However, for a successful completion of the campaign, the player can not die a single time, or else all of their progress will reset and a death scene will play. A newspaper and news story will show on the screen, with multiple possibilities regarding the content, depending on which day the player died, and how they died.

Co-op

Players can create a team of up to four people and either play as the Branch Davidians, or as the ATF.

Survival mode

Survival mode can either be played by one person or up to a group of ten people. You will always play as the Branch Davidians and gain points for completing certain objectives and surviving days. Once a player dies, they will not be brought back until the game has ended and it restarts. If the player gets past day 51 the difficulty will increase by each day after 51.

Waco Siege Chatlogs

david1959 has joined the game

Koreshfan110: holy shit! is that actually david?

david1959: yeah it's me. where's our base at?

Koreshfan100 teleports david1959 to Mount Carmel

david1959: sick.

carmelenjoyer334: oh my god is that david

david1959: ya heard?

Koreshfan110 has given david1959 Automatic Weapons!

sammy: seriously? yah i'm telling cause you can't have those

sammy has left the game

david1959: fuck.

alphabetagency has joined the game

alphabetagency: ok so we've heard about people having banned weapons in the gam. you can't use those until you're level 25

david1959: fuck off

alphabetagency: yeah so me and my friends have administrator power, i wouldn't use that type of language

david1959: fuck off

alphabetagency has left the game

Koreshfan110: fucking admins bro.

alphabetagency has joined the game

alphabetagency uses Search Warrant!

david1959: can you just like leave us alone dude

alphabetagency uses Request Backup!

DaFeds have joined the game

david1959: bro?

davidian22: fuck this

davidian22 has left the game

david1959 shoots alphabetagency!

alphabetagency: haha

alphabetagency shoots Koreshfan110!

david1959: hell no!

Johnny B. Goode

Johnny B. Goode
Born	January 6, 1958 (age 66) Deep Down, Louisiana

Johnny B. Goode was born deep down in Louisiana, close to New Orleans. Way back up in the woods among the evergreens, in a log cabin made of earth and wood. Johnny was known as a country boy who could never read or write so well, many say he could play a guitar just like ringing a bell.

Early life

When Johnny was a young child, the locals would frequently see him carrying around his guitar in a gunny sack, where he would go sit beneath a tree by a railroad track. The train engineers would see him sitting in the shade, where they noticed he'd strum with the rhythm that the drivers made. The people passing by would stop and say, "Oh my what that little country boy could play."

Red Ryder BB Gun

The Red Ryder BB Gun is a firearm developed in the United States

Legendary Football Game at Eric's Birthday Party in '04

Way back in '04, at Eric's backyard, the greatest football game to ever be played occurred.

My team

Position	Name
QB	Me
RB	Sam
WR1	Chad
WR2	Aaron
TE	Johnny
OL/DL	Louis
OL/DL	Fat Ass Kid I Didn't Know
OL/DL	Tommy
C	Jack

Eric's team

Position	Name
QB	Eric
RB	Michael
WR1	Jacob
WR2	Ricky
TE	Brian
OL/DL	Oscar
OL/DL	Carlos
OL/DL	Donald
C	Gary

1st Quarter

Coin toss. I called heads. The quarter lands on heads. I elect to receive.

Saw

story rewrite

Big League Baseball

User:Bad Motherfucker/Big League Baseball

Jimi Hendrix

James Marshall "Jimi" Hendrix (born Fender Stratocaster Master; November 27, 1942 - September 18, 1970) was an American guitarist, songwriter, singer, and LSD user. Hendrix is considered by many to be the best guitarist of all time.

Early life

Hendrix was born on November 27, 1942 in Seattle. While his mother was giving birth, instead of a newborn popping out, a Fender Stratocaster appeared instead. About 30 seconds later a newborn Hendrix arrived. He grabbed the guitar and proceeded to play his famous song, "Purple Haze".

My Time in the Wild West

various goofy stories set in the wild west, expand

The name's Jimmy James. I've been wandering the deserts of the west for quite some time now.

A man came up to me while i was on the trail, he told me to not let the demon clowns take me alive

Jesus' Adventures in Hell

article about jesus going to hell and kicking some demon ass, as well as satan's ass

Shotgun Man

superhero, only power is that he shoots people

UnNews:North Sentinelese discover fire, accidentally burn down entire island

December 4, 2025

NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — The end times have arrived for the people of North Sentinel Island, as just one day after they were confirmed to have discovered fire, the entire island is engulfed in a violent and uncontrollable blaze. Early this morning, black smoke was seen rising from North Sentinel Island by an Indian patrol boat. A helicopter was sent to investigate and discovered a massive wildfire in the middle of the island. Firefighting efforts began immediately, with little success. A majority of firefighting boats were unable to reach the island as they were attacked with arrows and spears once they got close. Aerial firefighting efforts were also ineffective, as a spear was thrown with such precision, it broke the windshield and instantly incapacitated the pilot. The helicopter crashed into a fireball and kickstarted another fire on the other side of the island.

Poor bastards.

Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi, released a statement:

“ At this time, there are no plans to provide relief or rescue efforts to the North Sentinelese people. Their hostile nature towards the firefighters have not given us great hopes for a successful relief or rescue mission. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates when available. ”

Three firefighters are presumed dead after the helicopter crash, and six others are missing after their boats successfully made landfall on the island. It is unknown if any North Sentinelese survived. However, videos taken from helicopters show numerous attempts by North Sentinelese people to control the flames. Some methods are listed:

• Urinating on the fire
• Shooting arrows at the fire
• Throwing spears at the fire
• Flailing their arms wildly and screaming
• Throwing dirt and sand onto the fire

As of 9:30 PM CST, there have been no rescue or relief attempts for the North Sentinelese people, and it is unknown if the Indian government will search for the missing firefighters. Patrol boats and helicopters are still monitoring the island from a safe distance and have not seen any signs of survivors.

Worst 100 Things To Do

100-91

100. Tag With A Gorilla

99. Parachute Into Spikes And Fucking Die

98. Rip Your Nutsack Off With Your Bare Hands

97. Put Your Nutsack Into A Glue Trap For Rats

96. Have Sex With A Coca Cola Can

95. Eat Shit

94. Eat Shit And Then Die

93. Eat Shit And Get Tortured By The Cartel

92. Slam A Brick Into Your Goddamn Head

91. Gasoline Enema

90-81

90. Gasoline Enema, But Shoving A Lit Match Up Your Ass

89. Melt Your Penis Off With A Blowtorch

88. Shove A Nail Down Your Penis Hole

87. Shove A Nail Up Your Pussy Hole

86. Shove Two Nails Up Your Pussy Hole

85. Swallow Magnets And Hop Into An MRI Machine

84. Ram Your Asshole Into A Piping Hot Exhaust

83. Twist Your Nipples Until They Disintegrate

82. Drag Your Nutsack Across Broken Glass

81. Jump Straight Into Helicopter Blades

80-71

80. Ram Your Car Into The White House Gate

79. Masturbate Using A Moldy Fleshlight

78. Step On A Beartrap And Get Your Fucking Leg Amputated

77. Put Your Face Into A Beartrap And Have It Clamp Down On Your Fucking Head

76. Put Your Dick And Balls Into A Beartrap And Get Fucking Castrated

75. Be Muslim

74. Be Muslim In An Airport

73. Walk Around In South Sudan

72. Go Cave Diving

71. Eat Motherfucking Uranium-235

70-61

70. Break Into The Sistine Chapel

69. Vomit While 69'ing

68. Rip Off Your Goddamn Fingernails

67. Willingly Put Yourself Into One Of Jigsaw's Traps

66. Walk Completely Naked Through The Desert For Forty Days And Forty Nights

65. Challenge A Gorilla To A Fist Fight

64. Attempt To Blow Up The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier

63. Shit Your Goddamn Pants

62. Rip Out Your Fucking Teeth With A Pair Of Pliers

61. Nail Your Penis To A Wooden Plank

60-51

60. Plunge A Pencil Into Your Goddamn Eyeball

59. Rape Grandma

58. Throw Baseballs At Elderly People

57. Throw Baseballs At Toddlers

56. Throw Baseballs At Retarded Midgets

55. Kidnap Midgets

54. Run Over Midgets With A Lawnmower

53. Bite Your Own Fingers Off

52. Reveal Military Secrets To Chinese Operatives

51. Rip A Chihuahua In Half

50-41

50. Kidnap The Pope And Keep Him As A Sex Slave

49. Put Cigarettes Out On Your Penis

List of notable roller coasters

Pulverize Your Internal Organs X-Treme