Hierophant Aristotle I ($#@%-????) (not to be confused with Aristotle, God of Satire) was the founder of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendage (SWOCoFSM&HNA).
In $#@%, commonly known as the Year of Fuck, Aristotle of Spagon was born to Captain Mosey and an unknown Wench, with whom Captain Mosey had had an affair.
Aristotle, or Aris as he was commonly known during his childhood, grew up to love the sea, for his father, who was the greatest Pirate of that day and age, brought him along on many treasure-hunting voyages. Unfortunately, at the age of five, Aris was diagnosed with ADHD, a fatal disease which eventually resulted in death.
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.
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I'm having some ADHD
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This user's IQ is 140.
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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. |
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This user is Openly Bi. And is unabashedly proud of that fact. |
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan
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This user supports the Communist Party of China
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan
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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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