Uncyclopedia talk:Awards, Decorations and Honours
Template:Carlosunt[edit source]
I like you, Carlos, but still have to go on record that I don't relish seeing a postnominal of CUNT in anyone's sig. Even the people who it might accurately describe. :) -- T. (talk) 15:12, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Yeah, I thought it was pretty harsh, being the holy grail of all swear words and all, but: (a.) This is Uncyclopedia, and that means I practically have a prerogative to push my luck, (b.) It's quite funny and pretty Uncyclopedic in itself that there should be a medal that just happens to spell out the only word that still isn't socially acceptable, and (c.) there is definately a certain nature of things that you only find on Uncyclopedia and nowhere else, such that things can be described as Uncyclopedic, and I think this medal is suitably Uncyclopedic to be awarded for creating such things. I thought (as optimistically as I was when I thought my chess might actually work) that people would take an interest and start to award CUNT awards to people for things they saw as Uncyclopedic, and be encouraged to notice when things are characteristically idiomatic of Uncyclopedia, but, predictably, 'twas not to be; only I and Nerd42 can claim to be true CUNTs. --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 04:19, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I Was Kidding[edit source]
How the hell did something I started as a joke end up policy? --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:03, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- that's from Making up Jesus quotes --Splaka 11:06, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
NEW AWARD[edit source]
Need a Asshat award for the worst UP article. Think Roach Huffing will qualify ? 65.173.104.76 09:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Try concentrating on writing a good article, rather than wallowing in whatever it is you're wallowing.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:24, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
yay[edit source]
Awards have expanded :) I need to check back here more often :P I feel guilty now :( --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere 
CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 18:51, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Award for UnPoetia?[edit source]
Why don't we have an award for excellence in UnPoetia?