Uncyclopedia talk:Adopt-A-Noob

Definition

Are they still considered n00bs if they've passed the 30 day mark but still look/walk/quack like a noob? -- T. (talk) 00:34, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Excellent question.....I would go for the latter. A n00b has to be defined by his/her n00b or n00blike actions. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Better name?

How about "Adopt-a-Loser"? ANNAfoxlover 15:36, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Blocks

Is the "must not have any recent blocks" rule strictly enforced? Because I was considering being an adopter, and I was blocked a few days ago for 2 hours. I don't think it was serious, it's not like it was a severe ban or anything. So can an exception be made? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

PLEASE ADOPT ME!

I'VE BEEN UP FOR TWO MONTHS AND NOT ADOPTED! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU WOULDN'T WANT A N00B LIKE ME EDITING!--Dummmmmmy 15:30, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Ever check users requesting adoption?

No? I didn't think so. =3 VGD >=3 01:52, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Check what?

Recommendation

I recommend User: SovietGaara for the Adopt-a-Noob program. Oh, and is copying pages from editors pages qualifictation for n00bness. Cuz if it is, then SovietGaara is a supreme n00b. EPIC FAIL FOR SOVIETGAARA!!!--Evil Kangaroo 15:19, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

This needs a userbox

This needs an "unadopted noob" userbox.

Unadopted Noob

flymousechiu. currently working on HowTo:Delete the Recycle Bin

Noob in need for editor

I did an article about Encyclopedia Dramatica but it get flagged for trolling or something. Can someone edit this to make it less like it's calling them out?

It also made me look bad.

Can I get a real editor to help here? Monstermaster12 (talk) 06:52, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

We already have an article on ED ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:12, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Noob needs to upload

How may I upload my nooby page of noob ness? Jeepthedog (talk) 18:02, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

Can you please clarify what it is you want to upload? Images? External links? MrX blow me 15:55, 9 September 2020 (UTC)