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October 15, 2025 • Issue #225 • The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!

Ask Turb0!

A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.

USP-GS Merger?

By Turb0-Sunrise

Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!

What's with all the new users?

By Turb0-Sunrise

Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.

Biopic

Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.

Ask Turb0

What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [nil {{{u1}}}]
In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.

Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [nil {{{u2}}}]
Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.

U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [nil {{{u3}}}]
Perchance.

why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [nil {{{u4}}}]
I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.