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Jesus Donald Johnald Ronald "The Donald" Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American unevenly tanned real estate developer, reality television personality, a closeted secret agent from either Russia, China or North Korea, and intermittent Republican candidate, who served as the 45th Televised President of the United States from 2017 to 2021. He has been called the American version of Silvio Berlusconi, and is considered to be an alleged serial rapist. Some time traveler might have fucked up big time. (Full article...)