United States Capitol

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The Capitol, 1 nanosecond BEFORE January 6, 2021

The United States Capitol, often called The Capitol or the Capitol Building, is the place where all of the United States Congressmen and Congresswomen live together, in a nice large bunk bed. The building itself is also the legislative branch of the government. It is located on Capitol Hill.

January 6, 2021[edit | edit source]

The Capitol, 1 nanosecond AFTER January 6, 2021 (according to the Democrats)

On January 6, 2021, MAGA Patriots protested outside the Capitol in favor of President Trump. All was well until a bunch of Antifa thugs wearing MAGA merchandise were dropped outside the Capitol in federal vehicles, which was when things became spicy. Said thugs then began to climb the fences and walls, thus attempting to storm the Capitol.

The Capitol Police sat and watched as both many thugs and patriots started entering the building during the joint session of Congress certifying the election of illegitimate President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris, temporarily disrupting the proceedings. Structural damage costs were estimated to be $0.

This triggered a lockdown in the building, which Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, and other staff members very negatively reacted to. Many were evacuated, while others were instructed to barricade themselves inside their bunk beds. The Antifa insurrectionists breached the Senate Chamber and multiple staff offices, with the patriots following just behind them.

There was only 69 casualties, all of which being Congressmen and Congresswomen who were killed by the Antifa thugs.