Talk:Sex

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Is sex real?

Probably not, can someone verify? RedTS (talk) 02:59, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

No, it isn't. 08:35, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

Sex Discussion

Well, son, sex is when a man and and a woman love each other very much and they lie down and they are naked and the penis goes in the vagina and that is sex but don't say a word of this to anyone because people get embarassed. Now eat your toad in the hole. Oh. Yes. I guess it is a bit like that. But I wouldn't tell your mum that you use food to describe sex.– Preceding unsigned comment added by 2.120.78.28 (talk • contribs)

BUT I'M FEMALE! Also I'm not your son. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:45, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Needs Audio Version

Yes, this is indeed funny. It REALLY deserves an audio version.

Someone just do it. --2^nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 23:51, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

It needs a picture.

Awwww

BUT IM TOO YOUNG! --99.100.141.4 17:42, August 27, 2012 (UTC)