Talk:Communism
Crappytalists are bad comedians[edit source]
This page sucks and clearly the doogeheads who were writing it don't know How to be funny and not just stupid. Even I could make a better page. Appalling and not funny at all.
If this page is not better by tomorrow, I'll set my evil purple-eyed pet monster on it. --QXZ 05:17, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- All right, yous blokes have asked for it. --QXZ 00:45, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Wow, I can see you are a funny guy.
This page is not even funny[edit source]
This page, being written by a communist, is not even funny. Most of what it says is fact and definately needs to be fixed.
- I totally agree. And that "proof" is so out of context (everything equal my ass), probably written by some douchebag that had just seen it for the first time and was so impressed, he had to include it somewhere asap.
According to the Norway info page, Norway is the last Soviet state, and acording to the Sweden info page, Vietnam is one of the last Communist countries, but on the Vietnam page, is says nothing about communism, what is correct?
- All of them are correct. However, if you would like to make them consistent, feel free to do so. Personally, I'd recommend Sweden to be the last.
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 23:46, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
This was written by a communist. surprising how many of them are on the internet.
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The funny thing is, most of what it says is not even fact...it's just unadulterated Communist propaganda.
- Seriously? Seriously? Do you not realize that this is Uncyclopedia, the fact-free encyclopedia? And if you think you can do better, make an account and do it. Chocolate Rain 15:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- Ты так говоришь "Communist propaganda", как будто это что-то плохое.
Add group please[edit source]
The group and namesake of my maiden article, "User:INTERMISSION FOR BUNNY", are communists. Id appreciatte it if som1 would add them to the "communist groups" section with a link. thx - INTERMISSION FOR BUNNY (user)
- It would be seen as vanity. And use the ~~~~ or the signature button on the edit screen to sign a post.
00:11, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
ive corrected the article, so it is not my user page anymore. Sorry for being a huge frickin noob.--INTERMISSION FOR BUNNY 21:08, 6 March 2007 (UTC) INTERMISSION FOR BUNNY
The Peoples' Champ[edit source]
Add the Rock as a member of the party!
Somebody fix this crap[edit source]
This is truly not funny and is totally communist propaganda. Find the fucking socialist asshole who locked this and get him to unlock it.
In agreement with the above:[edit source]
No kidding. After I read, "Communism has never existed, anywhere in the world. It is a mistake to call the USSR, its gulags, China, North Korea, Vietnam, hippie communes, kibbutzim, or Cuba communist," I pretty much felt like throwing up in my mouth. If this article is to be redeemed at all (to make it funny OR in any way true), that comment should be sarcastically followed with, "Because there's an obvious structural difference between statist totalitarianism with evil, narcissistic, and/or flat-out incompetent rulers deciding everything for everyone (like the above regimes), and statist totalitarianism with loving, selfless, and omniscient central planners deciding everything for everyone ('real' Communism)." Of course, there IS some ironic comedy in this article: It had to be locked, since under all Communist regimes, free speech has always been a dire threat to the continued power of the ruling despots.
Counter argument:[edit source]
Capitalism page is just Capitalism sucks.This page is just Communism coll goverment does stuff oh yeah.And this is PROBLEM.This wiki is not left-wing circlejerk. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 94.54.232.158 (talk • contribs)
- No, we don´t give a shit about what political system is best. We make funny articles, and sometimes not so funny articles. How they turn out politically really isn´t the main focus when writing them (unlike other websites).
19:36, 4 September 2022 (UTC)
Disagree with the above statement[edit source]
Are you kidding? This is the most accurate description of modern communism I have ever seen. You are a moron. The statement that you 'felt like throwing up' to is completely accurate. If you were familure with communism rather than the right wing propaganda shoved up your arse you would realize that the central idea is fairness and the sharing of wealth and power. Propaganda is lies, if you had the faintest grasping of the communist manifesto you would realise that you are talking bollocks.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Thewholehumanraceismoronic (talk • contribs)
- Wow. Someone intelligent who doesn't have an account? Please, sign up. Also: sign comments with 4 tildes (~). But seriously, we need more intelligent editors like you, as opposed to your unaccounted IP brethren. Colin
ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 23:34, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- Exactly! Not only is Communism fair, it's super practical, too. Just look at all the world's successful Communist econom-- oh, wait. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:13, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Accurate Description of Communism[edit source]
EPIC FAIL!
- Либераст детектед.
A comic web site about Communist Party of Turkey with Turkish language[edit source]
TKP ODTÜ http://www.fakecommunism.blogspot.com
I'll tell you about Communism[edit source]
Communism is tyranny of the masses. Its whole aim is the dissolution of the individual into the whole, a truly depressing thought. The aim of life is self-development. Only through power can one achieve individualism and by effect freedom, since they're more or less the same thing. One cannot exist without the other. Communism is the ultimate form of Collectivism which seeks to reduce us all to the level of a beehive; blind, submissive slavery to nothing in particular. Capitalism is the closest thing we can get to a Meritocracy which is the only fair form of society. Social Darwinism. It's how we evolved from apes into humans, it's worked out pretty well so far, sooo let's continue. --86.177.56.54 01:10, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
- You're very silly.
- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:29, Sunday 16 May 2010 -
- In what way am I "silly"? --Ozymandiaz 13:07, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
TL;DR: "Hello, Communism is da worst thing EVAR cuz Darwin said so! Heil capitali$m!" 200.104.0.221 16:20, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
- Why did you just reply to a two-year old topic? -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 20:09, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
could add this to article:
“The Commisar came to the collective farms to see how the harvest was doing and asked a farmer and the farmer said "Oh commrade commisar! If we took all the potatoes, they would reach the foot of God.""Comrade farmer, this is the Soviet Union. There is no God."
"Thats okay, there are no potatoes."”
--Renan Jackson (talk) 02:42, 4 January 2014 (UTC)