Passion of the Christ 2

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Passion of the Christ 2
Let He who is without sin kick the first ass!
Directed by Mel Gibson
Brett Ratner
Written by Mel Gibson
Ross LaManna
Jeff Nathanson
Starring Jim Caviezel
Chris Tucker
Produced by Mel Gibson
Roger Birnbaum
Jonathan Glickman
Arthur M. Sarkissian
Jay Stern
Distributed by Icon Entertainment
Release date July 15, 2005
Runtime 135 minutes
Language English
Hebrew
Klingon
Budget $60 million USD
Preceeded by Passion of the Christ
IMDb page

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This is the hit sequel to Mel Gibson's highly controversial movie, Passion of the Christ. It was released on July 15, 2005 and grossed over $1 dollar. Jim Caviezel returns in his role as Jesus accompanied by new sidekick, Detective Jim Brown, played by comedian Chris Tucker.

Taglines[edit | edit source]

  • Crucify this!
  • Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!
  • He's back from the dead and this time it's personal!

Synopsis[edit | edit source]

Passion of the Christ 2 picks up where Passion of the Christ left off, after Jesus ascended into heaven. Once Jesus arrives in heaven, God informs him of Satan's evil plan to travel to the year 2005 and cause unrest and destruction. Unfortunately for God, however, he was unable to find out anything else about Satan's diabolical plan. God does not however, have a very strong hunch that Satan is planning to do more than just cause unrest and destruction, so he instructs Jesus to follow Satan to the year 2005 and to stop him from destroying the future. Jesus then goes after Satan who opens a time portal to the future, laughs maniacally, and escapes. Jesus goes through the time portal after Satan and ends up in modern-day New York. Once Satan arrives in New York, he takes the form of a mob boss under the name Don Natas, and quickly establishes a criminal empire.

To beat Satan, Jesus must team up with Detective Brown (Tucker), (A marijuana smoking cop with the voice of a cat in heat) and shoots his way through the demonic criminal networks of New York to subdue the evil prince of Darkness!

Cast[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Before the film's release, a trailer was shown in animated format in the Family Guy episode "North by North Quahog". This caused confusion and controversy as most people who watched the episode were under the mistaken impression that the film was animated.

Cameos[edit | edit source]

  • Mel Gibson - Drunken anti-semetist who almost runs Jesus over in his sports car.
  • Jack Black - Heavy Metal Rocker who converts to Christianity after meeting Jesus's sidekick, Detective Brown.

Animated Trailer[edit | edit source]


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