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“teh b3sT 1337 place ever!!1”
“0h m9 is n0sc0pd ur mUm xDDDDDDDDDDDdddd”
“All they do is call out people with skill as "Hackers"”
So how do I be an Noscoper?[edit | edit source]
Here are the steps to get to the top of the MLG charts!
- Step 1: Sign up for Club Penguin or whatever game you choose to scream your ass off at.
- Step 2: Pick a name if it has "xXxX_", "420", "Noscoper", "Yolo", "Swag", "Pro", or "Sniper" in it. The more MLG Memes and refrences it has, the better!
- Step 3: Suck at the game, and celebrate like hell when getting one kill. If worse comes worst, get hax0rZ, but don't tell anybody, or else you'll get banhammer'd the the server admins.
- Step 4: If the game isn't Call of Duty, spam the chat about to the game sucks
- Step 5: If the game is TF2, constantly complain about the "baby graphics" and how it's "not realistic enough".
- Step 6: Make sure you have some dank snacks prepared ahead, like Cheetos, Coca Cola and Obesity
- Step 7: Make sure you get mad and scream at anybody that has a different opinion than you.
- Step 8: Make sure you watch anime and wank to their fine selection of hentai.
- Step 9: Call everyone that kills you in-game a "fag" or a "hacker"
- Step 10: Repeat random dank memes like "so i h34rD u l13K mUdKiPz???!!!!111 xD XD xD xdd XDDDDD xDDDDDD 11111111"
- Step 11: Smoke weed and say everything is the Illuminati.
- Step 12: Hit a cross-map Noscope and do step 3.
- Step 13: Get banned by the admins of the server for being an annoying fuck, yell how the game is stupid, make a YouTube rant about it, play another stupid game, and cycle continues!
Did you manage to follow all those steps without fail? Good job, you're an elite MLG Noscoper!!!!!1 Now try to reverse that and get a social life again. But it might be too late for you, how sad.
List Of MLG Memes[edit | edit source]
- Doritos
- Mountain Dew
- xD xd or XD
- Crap Grammar And Spelling
- Weed
- Doge
- Blunt
- OBEY Hat
- Chains
- FITE ME 1V1 IRL M8
- Like If You Cri Evrytim ;-;
- OH BABY A TRIPLE
- MOM GET THE CAMERA
- H4Ck3Rz!!!!!1
- GIT NOSCOPED
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Pepe is life bruh!
- Willy on Wheels!
- |And The List Goes On