Forum:UnNews not necessarily nun news
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Not one to complain or nothing like, but UnNews just seems to be articles that don't contain even a singly reference to nuns. I know it would be impractical, but it seems that a lot of incredibly nun-free stuff is thrown, with great prominence into the face of a main page visitor. I believe we should immediately establish a system to add references to nuns to as many main-page news stories as possible. I love you all very much. --THE 17:07, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Do they wear anything under that wadoyoucallit Christian garment? ~
17:09, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Well, they are shiksas. Who knows what they might wear? --The Acceptable
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(Fnord) 21:02, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Well, they are shiksas. Who knows what they might wear? --The Acceptable
- Sorry, got nun. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:04, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- [insert horny priest joke][1] -- Kip the Egg
Talk Works 02:50, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- Question: Anybody have any ideas what they do in those "convents"? Because it seems like they'd do pretty dirty things in something called a "nunnery". Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
- I believe you're thinking of a "fun orgy". --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA
WH 12:03, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
I once kicked a priest in the balls.
I once kicked a priest in the balls. That's pretty newsworthy. I'll just lie and say a nun was there. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF 22:05, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- I once hit a priest in the butt with a Frisbee. True story. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:21 Nov 27, 2007
Footnotes
- ↑ A handsome blond is walking in the aisle in a roaming train, the train shakes and the blond falls into the lap of a priest. She looks up at him and say:Whoa! He looks back and say:No Whoa, sister, it's the key to the church
- ↑ Three nuns were sitting in a park. A flasher comes up to them. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun wouldn’t touch him.