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How would you react to these three things if they somehow actually happened? They are as followed: Tom Cruise was made president of the world, you transforming into Lady Gaga, and Cajeck becoming Admin for an entire day.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:36, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

1. We've already had Dubya as Pres. of the US, which is just as bad. 2. Since I have long hair and a penis, I probably wouldn't notice the difference (though if I did, I'd make the most of her bank account). 3. That's actually a really good idea. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:38, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Your probaly mistaking Dubya with Obama, and since you said you have long hair and a dick, you must be Lady Gaga--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:46, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

RACIST!!!!1

Seriously, how the hell can you think Obama is worse than that? --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 06:50, July 21 2010 UTC

He can't fix the damn oil spill in the gulf, and plus he has big ears, too big he can barely walk through the front door--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:56, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Causing two wars is much better than trying your very best and failing to fix something somebody else fucked up. That makes a lot of sense.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 06:58, July 21 2010 UTC

Well, if there is a bunch of cock sucking motherfucking terrorist who want to ruin democracy in our world, then there shall be war. Plus, war is good like a box of chocolates. But I bet Tom Cruise would cause like five, one with aliens from War of the Worlds and another one with the haters of Scientology. Still a good actor though--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:02, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

OH NOES TERRORISTZ!!!11!! Innocent Iraqi citizens=terrorists? No. Using millions of dollars and having thousands of soldiers killed to chase terrorists is like spending the national budget trying to make Hannah Montana a good musician.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:04, July 21 2010 UTC

Because it would be completely unnecessary as she's already a fantastic artist? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:07, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Don't confuse America with the Soviet Union. We don't kill civilians, or at least do not approve of it. But if someone stol emy girlfriend I'll give him hell--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

The Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore.

Also, by fantastic artist I hope you meant the best artist ever, right Woody?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:13, July 21 2010 UTC

In the words of millions of pre-teenage girls everywhere: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:15, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

You probaly couldnt do better. You would probaly cause world war three because you tranformed into lady gaga and having her as president is enough to cause war--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:17, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

She'd probably be better than Bush, too. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:19, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

But Bush probaly can come up with better music than she just by snoring--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:22, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

As Lady Gaga I'd kill of Tom Cruise's wife and marry him. Sadly this new found glory would take all of my time and when I might, perchance, occasionally think back on my life you all probably wouldn't be part of my thoughts... sad really, as I love you all so dearly now. Fame is a crazily dressed bitch!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 18:32 (UTC)

As Lady Gaga I'd write songs about Tom Cruse being a Fudgepacker and then get on Uncyclopedia and make the song part of UnTunes and open sourced so it gets spread out all over the place and also a parody and satire so it is immune from slander and libel laws. This is to gain the media's attention as Tom Cruse tries to sue me, the ACLU will provide the lawyers to defend me and Uncyclopedia and Cajek will get so annoyed and upset by it, he resigns his one day as Admin at Uncyclopedia to let someone else deal with it. Plus then the liberal media will claim that Tom Cruse is abusing his powers to go after musicians and thus lead to his impeachment or else cause as much embarrassment and force him to abdicate and quit his role as President of the World. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:09, July 27, 2010 (UTC)