Forum:So, I'm going to be taking a trip soon

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"Hi, I'm RAHB. I would be ever so delighted if you would join me for a drink."

It's true, in great contention with the general idea that I normally sit like a lump, drink beer, and write funny shit, I'm flying all the way from California to Florida, the two poles of the country, next month. I'm going to hang out with THINKER for a while and sit like a lump, drink beer, and write funny shit. That is irrelevant. What is relevant is, that if anybody who lives in the area of Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Charlotte, or Denver wants to buy me a beer and hang out for about an hour while I'm switching flight either on my way to Florida on the 6th of January, or on my way back on the 17th of March, they should let me know. And then totally buy me that beer. I'll be choosing my flight options based on whatever response I get in the next three and a half hours or so. Otherwise we play ticket roulette! Which is kind of like Plinko. Except it's nothing like Plinko. -RAHB 14:38, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

See, if your options included Norwich, UK, I'd totally buy you at least half a pint in the tiny bar at the tiny local airport. But nooooooooo, you have to live in a foreign country, thus denying yourself that chance. --UU - natter 14:44, Dec 11

Fair enough, but our time zones are still much better than yours! -RAHB 14:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

See, the very fact that you had to use the plural there disproves your point. If your time was so good, you wouldn't have different options depending on which part of the country you're in - you'd settle on one damn time zone like civilised countries do. --UU - natter 14:59, Dec 11

Yes, but the very fact that you can survive on one measly time zone proves your inferiority. You are small, and since bigger things are better (and need more time zones), America is clearly better. After all, if I wanted to go from one side of your country to the other, I wouldn't need a plane! -RAHB 15:10, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Bigger is better. Uh huh. So you can have this 1995 cellphone that's the size of a shoebox, while I have that nice, compact iPhone. Deal? Also, technically, you don't need a plane either. I read Jack Kerouac once, I know what I'm talking about. --UU - natter 15:16, Dec 11

Well Rush Limbaugh said that Europeans are smelly and a threat to our great nation and how we need to fly in planes because of the economy or something. So there. -RAHB 15:45, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

There is no possible way I can argue with that. I bow to your superior logicishnessifitaion. --UU - natter 15:48, Dec 11

So you're lee-ving on a jet plane? Do you not know when you'll be back again? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:42, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says, RAHB, every time I tell him I'm in that damn kingdom of his he's like "Oooooh I'm all busy this" and "ooooh I'm all busy that". I'll probably buy you a pint in cali before he'll buy me a pint in Norwich. ~ 19:43, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Mordillo, if you are ever, ever in Norwich, as opposed to London, I shall personally buy you more than one single malt whisky, and will be happy to do so. --UU - natter 20:01, Dec 11

And if either of you are ever in, um, prison, I'll buy you a bathtub scotch. Make sure that Cecil doesn't see you, though. He'll shiv you with a shank. And shank you with a shiv. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:31, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

It's a good thing no one has ever hijacked airplanes and flown them into buildings in America because then airport security might be a lot stricter and they might not let you in the terminal unless you have a ticket. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

No. The security guys will lay right off once you tell them that you're just there to have a drink with some nerd that you've never met before. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:49, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

That's what always works for me. -RAHB 07:40, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Funny Stuff

So RAHB and THINKER are mega bonding ? Will you be twice as funny afterwards ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:06, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Twice zero is still zero. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:54, 12 Dec

I'd make a joke about wire gauge but, after writing it out, even I managed to find it not funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:02, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

I can only say, link. Perhaps a strange thing to say. It would certainly make a lot less sense if I wasn't speaking on a wiki, and was, say, speaking on not a wiki, for example. -RAHB 22:44, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. See attached link. --John F. Scott Kitzgerald 01:05, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

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Where in California do you live? I try to hit up San Francisco and West Hollywood at least once a year. Maybe one of these days I can buy you that beer at your very own favorite bar. pillow talk 22:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Further south than that, in Lake Elsinore, though I should be getting back to LA one of these days to continue my unfinished education. Don't go to a rich art school kids, you'll have to don the life of a wandering hobo for all your days to avoid loan companies. Why that's a bad thing, I'm not sure, but that's what people tell me. -RAHB 23:23, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Elsinore? By the brewery? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:57, December 14, 2009 (UTC)