Forum:Satan/Jesus approval?
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Do we just put it in, or does Satan/Jesus have to actually approve it? Mr. Ifafudafi 04:35, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- Yes. --L 05:05, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- But those are totally not their pics. Jesus is chubbier and Satan less so.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:23, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- Don't just place these anywhere!
18:25, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- Nothing in Excess. Aren't the pictures the wrong way round? -- Sir Mhaille
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- Dunno, but I'm pretty sure J.C. wasn't fiberglass.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:47, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- Nothing in Excess. Aren't the pictures the wrong way round? -- Sir Mhaille
- Don't just place these anywhere!
- Of course Jesus and Satan have to actually approve the article. Otherwise it wouldn't make sense. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 23:51, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- Heaven's packed with 144,000 male Jewish virgins, apparently. Hell has all the bureaucrats. This means that Satan is effectively the only one with the people to plan and approve things of this nature. Heaven is good if you like being surrounded by a small city's worth of twitchy people, but they can't approve shit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
- Well, the thing is, Heaven is a boring place with nothing to do that's filled with evangelicals and saints and other such pretentious douches, but on the other hand, Hell has you being on fire and having a hot poker shoved up your ass. Hard to choose. --User:Nintendorulez 00:34, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
- Hades gots the ladies.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:46, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
- Well, the thing is, Heaven is a boring place with nothing to do that's filled with evangelicals and saints and other such pretentious douches, but on the other hand, Hell has you being on fire and having a hot poker shoved up your ass. Hard to choose. --User:Nintendorulez 00:34, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
- Heaven's packed with 144,000 male Jewish virgins, apparently. Hell has all the bureaucrats. This means that Satan is effectively the only one with the people to plan and approve things of this nature. Heaven is good if you like being surrounded by a small city's worth of twitchy people, but they can't approve shit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
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Odin says we can use this for whatever the hell we want.
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(Fnord) 03:35, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
In all honesty
This is probably the biggest problem with templates though. I see "Satan Approved" especially in unfunny places. Now I'm not one of those people who wants to see the templates purged, but I do want to see their use monitored. Put them where you think it would be FUNNY. They are all funny in some of their articles, and potentially could be put in others. But putting them in every article you come across ruins the joke. And ruining the joke is very bad. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
There really should be monitoring of ALL templates, since some articles have reams of them, and are just OTT and not funny at all.--GuerrillaClock 10:30, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
How about the Nintendo seal of approval?--Jtaylor1
19:35, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Templates are like syphilis; sure it's fun for awhile, but eventually you go all oozy and insane.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:39, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Alright, why the fuck is this in the BENSON forum? Not only does it have nothing to do with BENSON, but it's also a perfectly legitimate topic for the VD. --User:Nintendorulez 00:34, 15 November 2006 (UTC)