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thank you for making me a member and could you edit on a nightmare on sesame street 3 the return of elmo just type in a nightmare on by go uncyclopedia – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gouncyclopedia! (talk • contribs)

Can we just click on A nightmare on sesame street 3 the return of elmo instead? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:37, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
One tip: it needs pictures.
Two tips:

"the next scene starts at an amusement park with bert ernie kermit and count there and they all ride a roller coaster and then all of a sudden they here michael jackson is there (you know in the first chapter) and they all run exept for bert and bert and jackson make out while they all run and michael jackson jumps on top of ernie to close in for the butt sex and ernie yells for help grover comes in and picks a fight with the molester he punches michael jackson and the balls and grover doesnt feel them and grover asks why you have balls and jackson says i am transexulal grover ends up shooting jackson and it back fires and then ernie beats the dead body of grover and bigbird just gets out a pistol and shoots bert and says "its for the better" and thats the end of the 5th scene alright losers "

...is not generally considered by modern, adult englishographers to be one sentence. There's at least three sentences there.
Three tips: Punctuation, grammar and spelling are all your friends. Why do you make your friends sad by not inviting them to the party?
Four tips, ah ah ah!: It's awfully random. Why are Michael Jackson and a grue in it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Wow, that's.... quite an article. Quite an article, indeed. My favorite part was when grover punches michael jackson and the balls. "Take that, Michael Jackson! And take that, random, unintroduced balls!" Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:11, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey! It's Hyperbole! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:04, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of random, unintroduced balls... Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:17, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Both you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:27, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
In what? Punch-lines? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:29, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
People, please! This isn't about Hyperbole's random, unintroduced balls. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:25, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
It isn't? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:30, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
It didn't start out that way. This guy, see, came into the forums and asked a question. Badda bing badda boom, suddenly all anyone is talking about is Hyperbole's random, unintroduced balls. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:39, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, but everything has to do with Hyperbole's random, unintroduced balls. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:00, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Except for things that have to do with Modus' balls, which are hardly random, and which I just introduced: "Uncyc, these are Modus' balls; Balls, this is Uncyc. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about"   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 22:22, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, they can chat about Hyperbole's random, unintroduced balls. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:17, Jan 17
the part where michael jackson is a pedo and a grue well i was bored – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gouncyclopedia! (talk • contribs)
Dagnabit, Gouncyclopedia!, how many times do I have to tell you: sign your damn posts on the Forums and talkpages. Four tildes (~~~~, the key above Tab). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:07, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
And also this:
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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~


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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~


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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~


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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~


- T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:58, Jan 18