Forum:It's Never My Birthday!

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My parents didn't love me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

And nobody here does either! Quit complainin' and get ta work, ya putz! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:22, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

[whimpers softly] —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:24, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry about him. He says that to everyone. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:25, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

And look at you, ya little sockpuppet. Ya think that ya can hide behind that sock for the rest of yer life? Do ya? Ya Ain't NUTHIN! Ya hear me?! You think yer special cuz you have yer awards and friends and overall cleanliness. Well let me tell ya somethin'! Let me tell ya! YA AIN'T NUTHIN! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:39, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

So... I am not nothing. I guess that's something positive. Though I'm quite astonished you've somehow come to believe that I'm clean. Very peculiar. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:58, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

...clean relative to his own experience, that is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:26, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Do not worry my friend you will someday be re-birthed... through genetic engineering and bio-enhancing of course!-- Communist.  (talk) 20:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah - you will be a mutant zombie cyborg android motherfucker and you will have a cocksucking birthday every day, with pretzels and strudel, Boston cake, marzipan and gallons of whiskey. And you will drink the whiskey and slay everyone and roar in a metallic voice: "It's my fucking birthday you bastards - kneel before me!" -- Style  Guide 12:48, 14 June 2009 (UTC)