Forum:I made an account on ED for nothing!!!!!

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I tried to create an article on the ED mirror site, but for some reason that option wasn't available. Then, I decided to create an account, thinking only registered users would be allowed to create an article, but that option still didn't come! Screw you, mirror site! I'm going to OhInternet! Ha! --Scofield & 1337 12:10, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Don't get me started on this shit lol! Mattsnow 12:14, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Lol, I guess I was a little impatient. Let me try confirming my e-mail... --Scofield & 1337 12:15, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't make an account on the new ED since I stumbled on Uncy during the period there was no ED at all. Plus, I checked and all the admins I knew on the original ED are not on the new one. Some went to Oh Internet. Mattsnow 12:18, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Anyways, there seem to be some mail server problems screwing up my efforts. Guess I'll have to wait a while. --Scofield & 1337 12:20, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

They also seem to have a whole lot of pic issues in their articles, I read somewhere they have ten of thousands pictures to import from some Google cache. The work seems gargantuan. Noble effort to salvage the site though. But Uncy is now my motherland! Have you read the "aboriginal" or "nigger" article there? That's a bit too much for me now, Uncy tamed me! Mattsnow 12:26, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

I've read the kittens article. And I never want to read it again. --Scofield & 1337 16:32, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, I didn't know about that one! I just "read" it. It's as bad as the offended page. Mattsnow 16:36, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

I looked at an ED page once. I never looked at ED again. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:37, 24 June 2011

When I edited there, I was helping the Truth Portal admin, and wrote conspiracy articles. Some articles were funny, some other were almost political statements. The truth portal was about the only place where there was no cyberbullying or porn, we purged it (there was about 100 articles in it) There was gore however (to illustrate the horror of the war and stuff. Everything I did with him was trashed since they went back about 6 months in time with the mirror site, and I had been there for 3 months. But this site was a mess, not enough good admins to prevent really boring edits or articles. And I really didn't like the cyberbullying articles. Mattsnow 17:07, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Wohoo!

The e-mail servers went back on, and I got my address confirmed! Time to write something so filthy, the likes of which those trolling bastards have never seen before!

PS- @Mattsnow At least on the offended page, you can choose not to scroll down. That's what I did anyway. --Scofield & 1337 08:46, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, the blatant cyberbullying crap I posted as my first article got deleted! Guess these dudes are growing up after all! --Scofield & 1337 09:08, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

We don't allow humour?

“I used to be on Uncyclopedia, but I got banned for posting something funny.”

~ Another n00b on his ED userpage

Let me transalate that to reality: "I used to be on Uncyclopedia, but I didn't understand what the preview button and minor edit buttons are for, and I thought creating vandal sockpuppets was cool". -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:23, 25 June 2011

The punchline here is that Another n00b will die alone, unloved, and confused. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:24 Jun 25, 2011

I'd rather it involved punch. Seriously, that stuff is so good... 1234 ~ 23:38, 25 June 2011

I'm not much for that healthy fruit punch. My favourite is that scarlet couloured sweet punch. Fruit Punch should be a flavour of the second wave of lollipops (June 28 2011). -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:12, 26 June 2011

Actually, I think this is fairly accurate. :0 User:Mrthejazz/sig 12:58, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

The punchline here is that Lollipop is perma-banned from ED for the exact same reason. - 92.28.87.70 13:03, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

The punchline here is that Another n00b loses again! (rimshot). -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:04, 26 June 2011

So I just went on OhInternet and....

OhInternet's banner finely representing the creativity and effort put into the site.

It's pretty lame. Ironically, those guys think we and Encyclopedia Dramatica are lame! --Scofield & 1337 13:39, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

It's pretty weird, because a lot of admins from ED are now on OhInternet. It's bizarre that someone that enjoyed working on ED would enjoy workin on OhInternet. Mattsnow 14:18, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

I even wrote an article there about treasure hunts, which was flagged for having "no internet relevance." I removed the tag after adding a link to a Facebook game called Treasure Isle and some Wikipedia article on treasure hunter protagonists. Hopefully I'll get away with it. --Scofield & 1337 14:52, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

We are pants, are we? Also, ED is pants too.

Uncyclopedia (that genie guy) is the one that shits on ED (the toilet, that guy in the hat, the planets), not the other way around. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:05, June 28, 2011 (UTC)