Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 15

August 15: Hug People While You're on Fire Day:

• 1,000,000 BC - Caveman introduces fire to humankind as he hugs people for help while he is on fire.
• 1800 - Napoleon invades Russia, but forgets to hug Stalin when he on fire, thus ensuring French defeat.
• 1963 - Buddhist Monks protest South Vietnam government's discriminatory policies which favor Catholics by lighting themselves on fire and hugging the Arch-Bishop.
• 1975 - Three members of the Fantastic Four hospitalized with third degree burns after the fourth member, Johnny Storm, takes Ecstasy.
• 2002 - Hug People While You're on Fire Day partially negated by Hug People While You're Wet Day

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