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Welcome Americans and you! This fun place that easy read. We are use little teeny word so you can see them on your own computer! Can make read your collection of words and stuff any time its want - gets magically changed by we just for you!!!!! Shy not do not be - it yes certainly is without no many contents!!! Sophia has makes us work on 41,105 articles for just to you!!!. Because you is so smart, and because this is on you're computer, you can edit even if you have pudding cups. Don't floccinaucinihilipilificate the catching of Pneumoneultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniconiosis, you pseudo-antidisestablishmentarianists, you! (Sorry if i gave you a brain hemo- hema- hhemmorrr- bleedy-thing. Makes mores words smerts! Definately!, no wait, dafanataly, no wait... diffinittely! You don't need help, but if your bored, read all about lerrning...i mean lorning to spill and dealing with the gnomes in you're computer. Read this and get yum yum brownie and candies for you!. Browse:
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Today's show my men[edit source] You are wasting this internet site's time. You should be writing something, but instead you are just sitting there, waiting for it to entertain you. You could even be the Time Magazine Person of the Year. Don't you have any sense of responsibility? How can you live with yourself? Think about all the times you've laughed heartily at some passing rejoinder in the forums, guffawed mightily at a clever turn of phrase on your talkpage, or even politely smiled at some article during your favorite Uncyclopedia program: HumorSearch. Don't you think you owe it to this wiki to put in at least a semblance of effort to return the favor? You should cease and desist all extraneous and benign activity and write an article.
What? Who says "bugger" besides Captain Price? Probably some British creeper. British creeper, whoever you are, you need to "bugger" off, you filthy "wanker"! (Full article...) Recently featured: You can put your mark for your most favoriteist things to be taken to show and tell. Meh......brain. In pain. Hehe. That rhymes. More favoriteist things from show and tell What happend lorng ago today[edit source]
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Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day • ICE-y chaos in Minnesota • Fallout from the Epstein Files Recent deaths: The MetroCard • Stranger Things • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure • Denver Broncos' and Los Angeles Rams' seasons • Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • Aaron Rodgers' career • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files (cough cough Bill and Hillary Clinton) • Travis Kelce Did you know...From Uncyclopedia's mommies and daddies:
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Monkey of the Month[edit source] Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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