User talk:Olipro/Archive2
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I have pi questions for you, if you don't mind.
1, Is it alright if I change my username to "Komarov"? I'm dumping my noodlz15 screenname, which has been hacked on such lamin', flamin' sites like MySpace, in favor of this new, Russian name.
2, Is it acceptable, after changing my username (rather, creating a new one), to make a userpage, as making normal article pages about oneself is not allowed?
3, Thirdly and conditionally attached to 2, how would I go about this (what's acceptable on a userpage, what's not acceptable, what's not acceptable but is allowed anyways)?
.14, and how would I
Thank you sincerely,
I.S.Komarov/Noodlz15 Resident Pseudo-Communist
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Not spam, just signing my name because I was too stupid to do it the first time.
--Noodlz15 06:13, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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Why are you deleting my posts? You claim they are 'vanity', and yet they are not about me or a group I am a part of. Another admin gave one article ICU status (which I was going to address later this week when I had more time to sit down and write) and you deleted it. They were simply articles on a group from Bungie.net who we chose to highlight this month. As part of the jest we thought we'd create uncyclopedia articles on them. We had planned on doing this on a monthly basis with different groups. But since it looks like this site is too closed minded to alllow such things (which many thought this would be the perfect site for such actions), we'll just take it elsewhere. Maybe wikipedia.... --Smith55js 06:49, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- Agree. Hey man, I got lots of stuff deleted for vanity, because I was a n00b. There's a way to figure out whether it's vanity or not: Don't make a template announcing how you are awesome, and post it everywhere. For an example on OK vanity, look here, or here No biggy. If you can't work on an ICU, just jump in, edit one word, and it'll last you another week. Whatever you do, don't threaten to go to Wikipedia. I might get confused and gun you down. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
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Ex-noodlz15 here...hate to bug you again, but will my editing privileges get instated for this account soon? I have some unfinished work on the "Communism" article I would like to complete. Thanks for all your help!
--Komarov 21:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a QUARK. Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles... |
Sign here please:
Thank You. --
16:25, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
--Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 16:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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I was actually in the process of looking for a picture and going for something funny. I was probably just going to make fun of the viewer for trying to look up walker, or just tell them that chuck norris is over and they should accept it. I might do that still, but probably not. But good call on the deletion, I guess.
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Since when does chuck norris have to do with anime and mythology. This article is TIRED Zana Dark…·°º•ø®@» 18:07, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Whatever, the article's up for deletion anyways because it's just a stupid unorganized blob of a worthless list Zana Dark…·°º•ø®@» 18:14, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
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Not sure why you have it an NRV tag. It's an article about a creepy character on 24. In fact, it is about the same size and detail of the real article for the guy on the 24 wiki. 69.150.176.176 20:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
I have made some adjustments to Lonnie McRae. Any thoughts or feedback? 69.150.176.176 05:21, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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First of all, congrats on getting opped. Prepare to live to regret it.
Secondly, about the NRV/ICU template--NRV's been officially phased out (blame Spang), and now is exactly the same as ICU. Secondly, whichever template you care to use, don't place it on something already marked {{construction}}. It's considered "not nice," even for admins. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 17:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Jeffrey the Dancing Banana has blessed this article, |
Thank you for unblocking me out of the kindness and compassion of your heart. I hope Hinoa takes a hint and--shit, he might be watching--! Err, thanks for the bumrape protection, bye! --Señor DiZtheGreat 
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
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Do you mind if I use that welcome template at the top of your talk page to welcome new users?--
09:19, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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I deleted easyjet cos theres also an easyJet article up ... i thought the easyJet one was wayy funnier than the easyjet one so i blanked it sorry wont do it agen later john
aite cheers man sorry agen john
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I almost forgot to congratulate you on your wretched promotion, if promotion is indeed what becomeing an admin is. You rock countervalently. 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:28, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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I HAT YOU!!!!!!1 -- 
23:32, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
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Feel free to delete that last one. Regarding the others: Trying to set up a silly, overly complex math joke based on Russel's Paradox with typographical errors getting in the way. Just let me set it up and I'll tell you when I'm done. Also for the other ones, I was planning on finishing them, but dinner got in the way. Don't be a meanie head. You can keep the others deleted, because I've already forgotten what I was going to add, but here's the eventual structure of this joke: Two categories " Things Listed In the Index of the Volume Which Lists All Volumes Whose Index Does Not Contain Itself" and its negation. One article "The Index of the Volume Which Lists All Volumes Whose Index Does Not Contain Itself," with a self-referential redirect and belonging to both of the above categories. It's funny to Math majors, I promise. Pullarius1 00:06, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Ok I'm done. But you can go ahead and delete the Things Listed In the Index of the Volume Which Lists All Volumes Whose Index Does Not Contain Itself that's not a category. That was a silly accident. Sorry to have been a pain. Pullarius1 00:28, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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NeedABrain has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you:A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all. |
And thanks for the nomination too :) -- sann
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What article is Sunny Jim getting watched for?! It was him, I swear. My dog helped him. Unless it was a good job. That's all me. What did I do..? Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
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Don't write abusive block summaries. You'll just make people think we're like ED, and scare them off. We are a site of humor, not a site of hate. Thanks. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
- I concur. Your nasty block summaries will make people say nasty things about us and say that we are foul-mouthed humor fascists. -- 23:18, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
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Explain please..
I'm new here.. but you seem intent on deleting anything I post about the wonderful town of Retford.
?????
– Preceding unsigned comment added by ElZorillo (talk • contribs)
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Hi Olipro - it seems you huffed Talk:This page does not exist as an orphaned talk page. The point of this page was to make sure no-one created This page does not exist, and it's become a good page in its own right. Can we have it hacked up again please? -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:23, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
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Ah, I See. I've been editing on Wikipedia for too long :-p --ShadowJester07 15:39, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- Screw you! -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
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I was wondering if you would be so kind as to semiprotect the Jesus H. Christ page, as it has been seeing a massive amount of vandalism lately. -- 17:05, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
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Thanks for not deleting my article. I spent a lot of time on it but then kind of ran out of steam before I'd finished the prose or put in any images. I found that I could write quite well about the first few stages but then didn't really know what to put later on since I've not reached that stage myself yet. If you or any other long-time Uncyclopedia member felt like taking the article on and improving the later sections it would be much appreciated. --Kelpan 13:30, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
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A Bunch of Flours! From RabbiTechno in a blatant attempt to get into your pants You know you want it, slut. |
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Olipro- Would you mind taking the NRV tag off of this article that I am working on? It hasn't even been on the system five minutes. I understand the idea of keeping useless stuff off of the site, but I'm still in the process of working this. Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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dude, i had just created that, it wasnt even near completed – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cookie cutter (talk • contribs)
so dude i was seriously not done, and you just huffed my article, and i dont even remember how it went, so thanx alot – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cookie cutter (talk • contribs)
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ok sure, i just started my profile so im still a N0oB – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cookie cutter (talk • contribs)
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hey man you, for lack of better word, condemned my article with ICU. Any ideas to improve it would really help (and that wasn't outright sarcasm) Improve it! Improve it now!
Cheers, guy! Adamr20 08:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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Hi Olipro - I replied on my talk page, if you didn't notice already. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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Excuse me, but I believe you deleted my page TMOCD. Explain why, write it down, and shove it up your ass. Thank you. Jimmy the Hellhound 14:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Excuse me, but I believe that I was going to work on it. I'll be nicer if you restore so that I may work on it. I believe that you also have my stapler. Thanks again for not hunting me down and killing me for telling you to forcibly insert a piece of paper (preferably lined) into your rectum and/or cervix. Thanks again. How much? Jimmy the Hellhound 19:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Please restore Jimmy the Hellhound 19:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Jimmy the Hellhound 19:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Jimmy the Hellhound 19:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC) MOTHERFUCKER
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!? I was working on a new photoshop image and you fucked my article again. JESUS PEESUS!!! REESE'S JESUS! Jimmy the Hellhound 11:43, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Excuse me, but I'm pissing you off? You, who come into a page, restore a bunch of trash, and then protect the page? A page that I have been maintaining for a long time, and one that you haven't been involved with? I, who've A) been here longer than you, B) made more edits than you, and C) had more featured content than you? And you think sentences like "Nerds will always try to tell you that the internet is serious business they will tell you things like there is actuall info on the net that statement is lies and slander the only thing on the internet is porn and werid people with no lives who stalk you" are quality content worth protecting an article over? Oh really -- I'm pissing you off?
Do elaborate. -- Rei 17:14, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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I'll try and remember to remind you. In fact, I'd like to know more about this crap myself so maybe I'll even pay attention when you do it. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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The range 38.116.192.* is used by the Toronto District School Board's network. There has been vandalism from schools before: 38.116.192.97 is blocked on both en.wp and Uncyclopedia. --
14:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Tesco Value Lager! in exchange for the pint Many thanks! RabbiTechno |
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Dude, the Kyhber Pass is a real pass. And it really is used to traffic opium. (ok its called the Khyber pass , not Kyhber) Check it out on google! I think someone should definitely write an article on it. I mean, yeah, the coffeehouses stuff was nonsense. But it really does have a lot of bandits hanging out there and attacking people. You should look into it, its potential comedy gold. And instead of deleting the whole article, why not delete the small parts that are just nonsense? Let a little flower bloom before ya cut it off, dont you think?
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Oh, when welcoming people make sure you subst: in the template. I dunno why, just some admin that's probably not important told me to do it ages ago. Correct me if this has changed now. —Braydie 20:40, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Yeah i am going to add but you have to remind me since i am manly on at school like right now i am supposed to be doing research but yeah i will add to the article and i am not trying to play the systme sorry for the confusion -Mutlee
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I know it was because of the quotes, but I don't understand. Can we only quote things as ourself? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Elranch (talk • contribs)
So I can put fake quotes in it? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Elranch (talk • contribs)
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--Dear Olipro/Archive2, stop being such an asshole. Signed, Freakofnurture. 21:10, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
- Think you might be mistaking this site for Wikipedia. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- and Here's a not so kind message; I don't care -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:19, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
- Haha, that wasn't my IP you dumbass. My IP is 24.117.53.180. 21:50, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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Like this?--Elranch 21:45, 9 May 2007 (UTC)Elranch
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On my watchlist, there are numbers next to the articles
Like: (+89), (-46)
What do those mean?--Elranch 22:15, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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Tanks for all your help.--Elranch 22:18, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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This proposal comes up every few months and is an extremely bad idea.
- Every page must be edited to include the template, whereas with the present system pages can be added in batches.
- Editors adding the QVFD template may inadvertently recreate articles that admins are deleting.
- The QVFD page allows for comments, invalidations, and recreation alerts (if the link turns blue again, it's been recreated). None of this can be accomplished with a category.
I'm going to go ahead and remove the notice from QVFD for now, but if you have good justification for this then feel free to put it back. --Algorithm 17:40, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
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You should not block on IP adresses alone because some people use the same IP adress. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deviousdan (talk • contribs)
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I was going to sign my signature last time, but the little thing you click up the top wans't there and my keyboard doesn't have the squigly lines nad my brain can't remember it. I checked the shortcut now, but I just like to SPAM! ---Deviousdan
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Sorry, I am not that guy; actually, I don't even know that community. But thanks for the welcome, anyway. :) --Kamek 03:11, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
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Awarded by Squeeg 01:39, 13 May 2007 (UTC).
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So yah, I came on IRC to point it out to you, but go check your userpage. :D -- The Zombiebaron 12:48, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
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I used your name today in vain for the first time. What happened to the nice lad Oli? You became...a Famine! :)
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Is there a reason I can't post an article about Billy Crystal? Is he not real in your world, or...? – Preceding unsigned comment added by BustNick (talk • contribs)
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Hey! I am still working on the Page Full of Quotes! Please, at least give me a few days to fix it up before you ruthlessly delete it. Please!
~ Megamooseqqq
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Congratulations
Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again. |
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http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:KenbillBot it's editing like mad, and it seems to be malfunctioning removing too much.
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Hello... I'm new here and I wrote two articles that where HUFFED by you (what is that?) I know they disappear .. that's all. Did I do anything wrong? Please let me know, Thx --Foobo 21:55, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
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Yes, I plan to keep working on them (sorry, I did not know that I had to point out that they were under construction. Thanks for the prompt reply. --Foobo 22:15, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
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OK. so. your whole tab changer thing didnt work for me. mind setting it up for me? OH NVM IT JUST WORKED. ONX 14:13, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
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I'd like to be able to revert. i've noticed that i can revert to one edit back, but i'd like to do more. the article heiden happens to have been vandalised for 8 edits, so i cant revert back 8. would it be possible to give me the power to revert? ONX 14:30, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
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Not just one article, but i can help the admins by reverting retard ip edits. too many times have i seen edits that taake far too long for the admins to notice. i'd like what i think is called rollback rights. i;m an idiot. i forgot to put my sig. well, not really a sig, but you know. ONX 14:39, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
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Hey, you huffed my article on Tauhida. I was just wondering if you could please please please put it back on for just a day. Please. I just want my friends to see it. 24 hours and then you can remove it again. Please!
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UnScripts: Sex Seafood: An Exploration in Flim by Peter Bogdanovich and Unrelated Quotes Guy needs to be unhuffed. Its part of a project that me and THE are working on (see Sex Seafood). I'm going to start on it soon (left a comment to that effect in the edit comments). Will harbor it on my page while its being worked on if you'd prefer. --THINKER 00:34, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
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I've created a redirect article for Jason Hallameya, which happens to be the name of our jolly IP proxy boy. I google dfor his name - such a shame, no links! This way he will have a link soon. Waddya think? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel 
[scream!] 01:43, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
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Dude, you'd better be on the lookout. This guy says he's hacking your password and he sounds like a pretty smooth operator. I think Tompkins has a basement in which you can hide until the whole thing blows over. —rc (t) 02:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
- Announced password hack? How smart!... Remember to have the e-mail function operational and change the PW a couple times tomorrow. I guess he can't win. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel
[scream!] 02:54, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
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Not to question your judgment, but I thought my Ducks article was much better and funnier than what was and is once again up there, but I suppose you've been n here long enough to know better than me so I would appreciate it if you could give me some advice as to what I did wrong.
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I don't know. It just isn't the same now that it's been protected. And technically, it now does exist, so the nonexistence theme, well, doesn't exist. --Kip the Dip 17:41, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
- Not to mention there is no longer a red link when someone "links" to it, and you've ruined my Broken Redirect page! --Kip the Dip 17:44, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks! --Kip the Dip 19:21, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
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You deleted my article probably because you saw it before I put a "under construction sign" on it. The truth is that I was still editing. Sorry for the inconvenionce...
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OMG SOMEONE CREATED This page does not exist!!!-- 21:56, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Dear Santa,
Please make This page does not exist not exist, so that all the little children can make deliberate redlinks and Broken Redirects by linking to it. (An put Olipro on your naughty list, because he created it! (Okay so it was for a good reason, but since I'm being a kid I don't understand things like that.)) Or if you don't I will cry. I love you Santa. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
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Dude... come on... You had to just delete my first article ten minutes after posting? It was intended slightly more towards people who attended the school or something like it... well, what would you change to keep it undeleted
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John Techno is kindly giving you a cup of tea because I know how cold it gets on the streets at night. Keep yourself warm, mate. |
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That bot we discussed yesterday is ready and operational. It has one bug left and some limitations. Please take a look at SckrTrckrBot. I can send you its password by e-mail in case you are interested. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel [scream!] 15:26, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
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You deleted the talk page of This page does not exist! You messed up again! Delete the page but NOT the talk page! Restore the talk page or I'll report you! -- 15:47, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
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I apologize for my outburst earlier. It was a misunderstanding of the situation on my part. I didn't know that your script was going to delete both the article and the talk page. Also, I can see that you're making changes to the site's main javascript to prevent the talk page from being deleted when the article is deleted, so I believe that we can get past all of this. -- 16:17, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
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You had a quick huff crusade the other day through expand-tagged things. I'd like to request a few back that I thought were good (or at least back and VFDed, since many actually were expanded and just not untagged):
- Fresh air
- Gang violence
- Cell division
- Foul language
- Pig iron
- BlackBerry
- Angst
- Zombie Cheese
- Baby recycling
Pretty please? -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:27, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
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Thank you, and i didnt take it personally, i thought it was pretty hilarious actually, and that would be great to have it for editing (Frankmanstein 19:45, 19 May 2007 (UTC))
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You said you could code some Javascirpt uncyclopedia.js to help me fix my problem with the uncyclopedia default skin. Here's a image that can show what I'm having problem with:
[[Image:Skinproblem.png|250px|center]]
All I did was click somewhere and then all sudden that happened.--Scott 00:05, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
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[[User:Scott|Scott]] has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
It works now thanks.--Scott 00:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC)