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-- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:19, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the welcome, but it's ok. I'm comfortable with HTML and CSS coding. However, how did you do that thingy with the Uncyclopedia logo? It looks cool. Thanks! Tboii99 ✉ 16:27, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Go to Template:Logo and follow the directions. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:09, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Just wondering?

How does one become a poopsmith? Gabriel Turner (talk) 19:28, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

One is made by consent by one of the Bureaucrats - should a new 'smith be needed.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:33, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

What this guy said or something similar. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:06, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

Cow tipping

Thank you for your kind vote, good sir... Would you care for some milk? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:13, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

You are a Pee Buddy Judge

I'm sure that's not news. But feel free to add {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/PBJ}} to your user page to show everyone how clever you are.

As for the method of judging - I recorded this thingy earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted. Nominally Humane! 02:33 17 Apr

My user page

So, um, Frosty. I changed my user page - I sort of copied it off of your user page. I'd like to hear you think about. It's sort of getting there. Anyway, good day.

Also, I am looking forward to Saturday (I say that because Saturday where I live is probably Sunday in your neck of the woods). I'll try to talk to you on Saturday/Sunday to celebrate your birthday. However, I make no promises. So if not here's a pre-mature celebration.

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

HAPPY 16th, FROSTY!

You can tell me what you'd like for your birthday on my talk page, however, I'm not making any guarantees that I'll bring that present to you on time. I myself am 16 years old, if you don't know.

Like I said, I hope that April 22, 2012 will be a good day for you. Thank you for listening. That's all; don't forget to talk to me about your birthday and your desired birthday presents. User:Matthlock/sig 21:56, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

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Wankin about Claire

Yes i know, i'm horny only if i wank seeing claire here at uncy but rahb huffed all. i need to wank about claire. it's from 1985 i startet da wank and this picture is my masterpiece. whooops MASTURPIECE.

C U LATER I CONTINUE MY WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK. --Gagatwax Huxtable (talk) 23:03, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

you kid have serious issues. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:04, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Yes I know but da 30-years-wanking anniversary about claire is goin to... CUM! --Gagatwax Huxtable (talk) 23:11, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Adminship/Vote for Frosty VOTE FOR HIM. With Frosty as admin idiot wanker vandalz as me will have no chance! --Gagatwax Huxtable (talk) 23:19, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

k lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:23, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Those images you voted to keep...

... aren't used in main space because I removed them from main space. They were from the Vandalism/example on wheels! page prior to me reverting that back to a much earlier version. Nominally Humane! 12:02 20 Apr

Your point? I have no problem with being on user pages ts their space... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:23, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Didn't you want to delete that page based on those images? Now you want to keep those images as they aren't in a main space page? Also this. Before my time, and there have been images removed from here because of the graphic genitalia descriptions. (The OptyC Muhammed one was an interesting example.) I'm for deleting them as the images themselves have no humorous value except the shock value (and again - shock being "obtaining humour by surprise", not "oh my god that's shocking" type of shock), and their inclusion here raises us to Wikia getting their pants in a twist over it. (Tbh, the images themselves don't bother me - except that the second one is a terrible 'chop - the main reason they came to my attention and were added on there is relating back to the earlier VFD request.) Nominally Humane! 01:23 20 Apr

I wanted to delete that page because previously worse stuff has been uploaded and posted on it, its also very stupid. But the sort of images it attracts get deleted on sight, its just that it encourages vandalism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:25, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

The version I reverted back to actually makes me laugh, because of the context. It's ultimately an in-joke, but one that I find funny. It probably should have been being patrolled a little better. It's on both of our watchlists now though. Nominally Humane! 01:31 20 Apr

Ok ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:31, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry for messing about with the logo

Something odd has happened and the logo is not being replaced... which makes a really ugly look. (I'm browsing with FF and monospace - may be different on other browsers/skins.) Nominally Humane! 01:46 20 Apr

It looks fine for me in Opera and FF, what version? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:47, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

FF 11.0. And I've checked in monobook and default. It only seems to have happened over the last few days for me as well, but this may have updated browser over the last few days. Also happening in Opera 11.6. Odd. Nominally Humane! 01:56 20 Apr

I use on older version of both, and it seems fine. The solution is to not update :D I'm not familiar with how the template works since I used it before Lyrithya changed it and she fixed it up for me. If she was around she could probably tell you why its doing that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:00, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

It's not happening on iPhone. I think it may have something to do with a test script I've been playing with, but they should be completely unrelated. Lyr made a few changes to that template which is annoying as I had it working, and she never have a reason why she made the changes. Never mind. If it's just me I can live without knowing for now. Nominally Humane! 02:04 20 Apr

Pup: works fine for me in Opera 11.62. Could it be an error in one of your scripts? I would check your error console for Javascript errors (in Opera, Ctrl+Shift+O, click "clear" and then reload the page). ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Apr 20 '12 2:58 (UTC)

It's not an issue if it effects only me - I'll work it out later. Nominally Humane! 03:25 20 Apr

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I see... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:48, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Said the blind man. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Apr 21 '12 10:58 (UTC)

My maths teachers says "Blind Freddie can see x" isn't blink Freddie blind? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:00, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

I have no idea.Li'l Stevie Wonder11:04, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

It's me again

Hey, I'm here again to ask you what you would like for your birthday, Frosty. You can tell me on my talk page. I'm not promising that I'll bring it to you anytime soon but it's the thought that counts. Anyway, keep talking to me. I'm probably going to be out after this message. So just leave on my talk page; that would be great. User:Matthlock/sig 00:06, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

ABC iview comedy

Check out The Roast. Produced by a few of the original writers of the Chasers, and fans of Uncyclopedia, based on conversations I've had with them before. I'd really like to do an UnNews about them. Watch a few episodes and let me know what you think. Nominally Humane! 02:07 21 Apr

ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:09, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

Glad you changed your user page. Happy happy and everything. Are you legal now? Nominally Humane! 06:36 22 Apr

Not for at least 5 hours. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:51, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

I think that means you're legal until someone asks otherwise. Hangover at school tomorrow! Nominally Humane! 06:53 22 Apr

Tomorrow is still the school holidays. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:54, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Ah - we had holidays the fortnight before you in Vic. So I'm used to 2/5 in my household back at school, and the rest of us at work. Side note: What are you doing with Mind at VFD? Nominally Humane! 06:59 22 Apr

I return to classes on Tuesday, then Wednesdays is the public holiday before again on Thursday. And as for VFD, Bizzeebeever removed his vote which made my comment on his vote look silly on its own. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:02, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

God bless the Anzacs. Fighting for us to be able to have a midweek footy match. Nominally Humane! 07:07 22 Apr

Hey, happy happy B-Day.

Please enjoy this cake made entirely of cayenne pepper. Whatever you do, don't sneeze whilst devouring it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Apr 22 '12 6:40 (UTC)

I had cake for breakfast this morning. True story. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:51, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

I had a cake in your honour as well, except, instead of frosting, there was a kaiser roll, and instead of a moist inside, there was a german sausage, and instead of a creamy middle, there was something that is sort of like ketchup. I ate the whole thing myself. In your honour. Happy birth day Frosty! --ShabiDOO 17:40, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

On this day you first entered this world as a hideous naked lump. So, um, happy naked lump day. --Black Flamingo 22:04, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

It's tomorrow here, which is to say it's no longer my birthday. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:05, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

I don't think traditional time zone metaphysics apply, as this wiki transcends the artificial concept of night and day, and insteads puts us all in one time-continuity, which effectively means, as long as its your birthday in one of our time-zones, it is still your birthday, in your time-zone. Do you understand my son? --ShabiDOO 22:10, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

What Shabidoo said, so I can still wish you happy birthday without having to stick "belated" in middle... Yeah, Happy (unbelated) birthday. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:11, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

A day which shall live in infamy. Happy birthday, you survived the trip down the canal, the womb, and all the stuff out here. Here's an UnNews I didn't write with you in mind, but I'm thinking of you now as I sing the song. Yay Birthday! Aleister 22:26 22-4-'12

Cake. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:27, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Fixed the link to the real article. Pizza! Al

Its no longer your birthday any more frosty. You are no longer special nor the centre of attention. --ShabiDOO 19:51, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Funny to mention it. Same day as Earth Day, ay? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:55, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Here. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:01, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

♪♫Hello! Youuuu are Mister Ed.♫♪

While folks are manufacturing drama about you out of (essentially) whole cloth, I figured I'd manufacture some drama of my own to ensure that nobody forgets who I am even though I haven't written anything in six months. So...there you are. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Apr 24 '12 19:38 (UTC)

Whole cloth? I am not good with sayings... And sure I'll vote. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:04, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

As opposed to making up bullshit about you half-a-cloth, which would have holes that you could stick things through and piss on them, they have to use whole cloth so your arms can't even move and throw things at them. Aleister 22:33 24-4-'12

I still don't get it. Please use a real life example XD ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:40, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Rollback

Hey, Sir Frosty, did you see how I did that manual rollback over at Apple Inc. (reverted multiple edits by an anonymous user)? I feel that this utility might be useful to me in the future, in case I ever need to do that again. Can you get me some rollback rights? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:54, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yo, Q: if you need to undo multiple edits in the future, here's how: just go to the last "good" version in the history, click the link to it, then click on the edit tab. Then save that version. As I've mentioned before, I dunno why the "undo" feature even exists. It's useless.

Also, you would want to ask an admin for rollback. Frosty isn't an admin (yet). ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Apr 24 '12 21:06 (UTC)

Okay, thanks! -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:09, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

What he said. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:08, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. Here's a little something for you. I think. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Qzekrom (talk • contribs)

Ohhhh, something :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:44, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Open it. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:46, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

It just contains more boxes :O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:48, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, it contains these. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:50, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Heeey

Happy birthday...It's your birthday right? No? --Mimo&maxus 14:18, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

lol. Just a littttttle bit late. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:54, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hea

Thought I would mention that there is a conversation about you at the top of User talk:Romartus. Check out the link where I say "Ah cool. Here tis". What you think about that is obviously totally up to you, but I thought I would let you know. Cheers. MrN 21:05, Apr 25

I agree this does need a forum. The paranoia of certain users on IRC is starting to bug me :/ As for any janitorial role, I'd prefer to be outright elected sysop, and that might happen, idk. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:21, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

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VFS Excitement! By Chief Hah! You thought you were rid of me didn't you? Thought you'd be rid of old Chief like you were rid of Mordillo?? Well I have news for all of you, which is exactly why I'm writing this story, because I have news for you! Those of you who have spent the last month wearing buckets on your heads will undoubtedly be unaware that there is a VFS going on on the VFS page, where the VFS happens! It would seem Uncyclopedia's demand for administrators is only eclipsed by its demand for Frosty to stop going on about wanting more administrators. The VFS is now in its final stage and the admins are all voting on they would most like to not unsee as an administrator next month. Leading the pack at the moment, with a whopping four votes, is EMC, running on the ever popular "Oh go on, please, after all it is a lovely day" ticket. Hot on EMC's heels is PuppyOnTheRadio, whose voting section is filled with discourse about how unhelpful and blunt he is, mostly from Lyrithya the head of Uncyclopedia's "Never Forgetting, Never Forgiving department". With the qualities she describes the UnSignpost confidently forecasts that Puppy will claim adminship and bring his sunny disposition along with him. Dragging his heels in third position is Frosty, who has three for votes, one oppose vote, one haddock vote and a pencil drawing of a windmill. We are guessing that he is in third, since nobody really knows. Assuming that haddock votes are similar to oppose votes and assuming that oppose votes are like against votes one can deduce that he is on a score of one, however should the judges decide the windmill is worth ten Salmon votes, there could still be all to play for. Frosty is also an administrator at Encyclopedia Dramatica, the wiki which proves you don't need to be able to spell Encyclopaedia in order to start one. Perhaps they are mocking the correct spelling. But we digress, it is evident that Frosty's entire persona on this wiki s a mere front for a plot! We have clearly uncovered a dastardly scheme to destroy Uncyclopedia, especially with the damning evidence presented by MrN9000 "23,450 edits maintained over a period of longer than a year all just to stage 1 days fun". He's disgusted and you should be too. Frosty, if that is his real name, was clearly dead set on not having his true intentions revealed. People of Uncyclopedia, the UnSignpost urges you to seize your torches and pitchforks; we shall burn and stab the demons out of him! Bringing up the rear in this race are Oliphaunte and Xamralco with no votes each despite everyone agreeing that they are splendid fellows, everyone except Lyrithya that is. VFS concludes at midnight on the 30th when the successful candidates will be inducted into the order and the unsuccessful candidates go back to having real lives. How exciting. Happy Thursday! Even more VFS Excitement! (The VFS Derby) By Shabidoo The horses have been chosen and the judge shoots his big giant black gun. POW, they're off. The Aussies take the lead thanks to RAHB while EMC inches ahead with the support of the zombie faction. Its a three way lead until...look...EMC and Frosty are ahead due to...who is that guy? Tom Mayfair? Seriously, who is he? Suddenly, Xamralco is....he...he is still in the same place... due to "support" from Lyrithya. MrN throws in all his votes. WHAT A RACE! Puppy inches ahead and now...look...another impossible to interpret move. EMC will stay where he is with a "neutral" vote by Lyrithya. Could this be any more exciting? And the first casualty, Frosty breaks his leg and falls back due to a very long block of explanation but he keeps going. Gosh that trooper! And...whats that...Chief makes an actual decision sending Puppy ahead. What's next!?!? And now...a total of four horses are..."supported" by Lyrithya...keeping them in the exact same place they were before! Followed by a giant monumental block with links and references shatters Puppy's leg...and he lags behind, can he keep going? Hey...a score fix. Puppy is ahead after all...thanks TKF for the correction! Lyrithya withdraws her "support" for Oliphaunte...meaning he no longer stays where he is...but instead...stays where he is! Remarkable. What a frenzy. Now an exchange between TKF and Lyrithya...resulting in...no change at all...and the fans are waiting for anything...any result at all. The Australians in the lead while the others are content with "support", "neutural" votes or "neutural support"! BF takes a stand and EMC shoots ahead that strong buck he is! TKF calls fowl on Mr.N and the judges decide that "no one cares". Romartus injects EMC with steroids pushing him ahead while he breaks Frosty's other leg due to a shocking "conflict of interest" scandal. Who saw that coming? Anything goes in the VFS derby! Now its bedlam...some punch the wind out of horses by withdrawing their "for"s or break horses leg by changing to "against". What a 360º. Horses fall left, right, centre while everyone tries to figure out what everyone else is doing. How intense! Not since the VFS derby of 2011 have we seen this scale of flip flopping! And now Zombie decides to hold onto his crowbar so he can break a horses leg if he threatens his favourite candidate. Others give horses a push ahead while others throw grenades strategically at other horses. It seems everyone is playing a game of chicken...waiting to see what the other person does. We are heading towards the final run, a grand all out cage fight. The two horses with the least broken bones crawling towards the end. Tune in next week to see if any of these horses cross the line before dying of internal injuries. Will someone make an actual decision in the next day or two! Keep your eyes posted!

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On Talking Pineapples

I'm writing an UnNews article about the pineapple on the test. Can you help me finish it so we can get it featured in no time? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:45, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

You might prefer talking to this guy, he's better at this humor thing than I am. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:22, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Question

How do I make the thing I was doing look like a proper article? I just did "I'm not a racist but..". What would make it worth going on the front page and how do I do all the links and images and headers and stuff? Do I need to learn how to program to write funny satire? – Preceding unsigned comment added by C₂H₆O (talk • contribs)

Please explain this a bit more. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:47, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Just the formatting and stuff. I think I'm getting the hang of the basics. How do I do a signature like yours? User:C₂H₆O

Type {{subst:nosubst|your signature}} into your signature at Special:Preferences. (Just inserting your signature will subst it which is not what you want.) For example, I'd type {{subst:nosubst|User:Qzekrom/sig}}. (Actually subst is not necessary because it automatically gets substituted.) -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 16:42, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

For wiki formatting read the BGBU, that contains stuff on formatting. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:54, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

No question!

No question that you are tops in lots of people's eyes, ears, and other bodily orifices. Seriously, I thought you had op wrapped up and Australia would be covered. I hope hope hope hope against reason that this rolls off your back like a duck rolling off a hippo's back (or in Australiz case, like a duck-billed platypus rolling off a wombat's back), and you keep on here just because it is the greatest website for satire (and why more people don't know that and play here is really puzzling to me, honestly). I don't know ED from ADAM, and have only looked at it once or twice, maybe twice, but you must really like it to become an admin there. What's the attraction, if I may ask? Is it the people, the writing style, the fact that no girls go there? Anyway, if you don't get opped now, beans on the naysayers. Please, like I said, ducks and platypus. Aleister 23:29 28-4-'12

Hey, what's wrong with Pup? What are we gonna do about it? -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:34, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

I know you might be young, and won't understand this, but you have to do it. You have to blow Puppy. I know, but it's for the best. Just go to his house and be done with it. Let us know what happens. Aleister p.s. and he is too cool and intelligent to let the kind of nonsense that happened on VFS change who he is, and part of who he is is that he loves this site. I wouldn't worry if I were you, but if I were you I'd get ready to blow him. Kismet. 23:40 28-4-'12

I had a pretty serious talk with Puppy, hombre a hombre, and he promised he would shower first and thoroughly wash his penis first. You're welcome!!! --ShabiDOO 02:46, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

What the...? I mean, there's something psychological going on. We need to, like, take over as "psychologists" and fix whatever the hell's wrong with him. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 03:02, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

To answer your question Al, I like everything most of the content at ED and unlike certain individuals (not mentioning names) they aren't total dicks surprisingly. And yes, VFS is stupid very stupid Puppy will be Ok I think. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:44, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Hey I voted 4 u here

I'm really tired to wait... When this dicks will give u the adminship? If i'll not be your 1st vandal infinitely banned it could be an offence. :-D BAN ME! --SockpuppetOnTheRadio (talk) 23:38, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

If you can read this, you've been auto-bannedelectrocuted by the cute zekrom bot.

Please refresh the page to undo this. April Fools!

Ha ha. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:45, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Conflict of interest. Also you suck or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:38, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

My user page

The image has a cryptic clue as to wether or not I'm going to hang around. I'm surprised nobody has picked up on it yet. As for my talk page - if I'm here then I'm here on my terms, which is in short that I couldn't be fucked with the drama any more. A blank talk page is a fairly consistent sign that I don't want to hear it. I don't hate anyone, but I also won't hang around to be insulted either. Having said all that, I would have no issue with giving Lyrithya a kick to the head. It couldn't do her any harm. Nominally Humane! 01:35 29 Apr