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Today's featured picture {{Votevfp.dpl|image=Vaderguild.jpg |name="tihs" is funny |size=350px |caption=Never underestimate the power of the dwarf. |credit=Modusoperandi |nom=Syndrome |scoretext=tiny rebels, 10 tiny toes |fornumber=19 |for=#NF Apparently this used to be a feature before the Great Feature Blight of '39. Let's put it back up there again. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:16, 5 May 2009 (UTC) YES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Sure But isn't VFP only for manipulated images? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:25, 5 May lolololololol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:28, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. I'm desperately trying to think of an appropriate pun here, but I'm drawing a blank. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Never underestimate the power of the dwarf? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:40, 5 May Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Dame 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. Would be a strong for if not for the "reluctantly" JackOfSpades (talk) 22:41, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. I'm confusillated. It used to be a feature but not anymore so lets refeature it? OK. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:17, May 6 For. The director's cut of The Wizard of Oz was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For per above. --Mnb'z 05:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 06:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Woah, I thought I was the only one who dreamed about this! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:39, May 6 Bless. -- Whore cHeDDaR 01:27,7May,2009 for. ah, back in the days before technicolor pictures ruined hollywood. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC) For. - midgits--Sycamore (Talk) 22:22, 8 May 2009 (UTC) For OMG cute :D —The Zhel 05:45, 9 May 2009 (UTC) Ra-approved Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:43, 9 May '09 Thank you for restoring my faith. Me like --Asahatter (annoy) 22:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC) May the dwarfs be with you. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:40, 13 May 2009 (UTC) |againstnumber=0 |against= |comments= I thought you couldn't re-feature a previously featured image.--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 01:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC) I dunno. Has it even come up before? I say that if it's okay to unfeature pics it's okay to refeature them, but I'm obviously biased, what with my finger being in this pie and all. Mmmm. Pie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, 12 May 2009 (UTC) It could be run on the "everything culture-related yesterday is dead" rule and insist that tastes have changed since then. There is the argument that anything used to be featured in 2005, after all. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:18, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Screw the rules, the people have spoken. We have the power to change the rules. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:14, 13 May 2009 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Vaderguild.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Vaderguild.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Vaderguild.jpg §name="tihs" is funny §size=350px §caption=Never underestimate the power of the dwarf. §credit=Modusoperandi §nom={U§Syndrome} §scoretext=tiny rebels, 10 tiny toes §fornumber=19 §for=#NF Apparently this used to be a feature before the Great Feature Blight of '39. Let's put it back up there again. {User:Syndrome/sig} 21:16, 5 May 2009 (UTC) YES! {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3} 21:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Sure But isn't VFP only for manipulated images? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:25, 5 May lolololololol {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 21:28, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. I'm desperately trying to think of an appropriate pun here, but I'm drawing a blank. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 21:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Never underestimate the power of the dwarf? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:40, 5 May Done. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 22:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC) {For} --{User:Sonje/sig} 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. Would be a strong for if not for the "reluctantly" {User:JackOfSpades/sig} 22:41, 5 May 2009 (UTC) For. I'm confusillated. It used to be a feature but not anymore so lets refeature it? OK. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 01:17, May 6 For. The director's cut of The Wizard of Oz was awesome. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For per above. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 05:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC) For {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 06:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Woah, I thought I was the only one who dreamed about this! - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:39, May 6 {Bless} --{User:CheddarBBQ/sig3}01:27,7May,2009 for. ah, back in the days before technicolor pictures ruined hollywood. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 21:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC) {For} - midgits--{user:sycamore/sig} 22:22, 8 May 2009 (UTC) {Bless§For} OMG cute :D {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 05:45, 9 May 2009 (UTC) {bless§Ra-approved} {User:Mahm00shA/sig4} 23:43, 9 May '09 Thank you for restoring my faith. Me like --{User:asahatter/sig} 22:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC) May the dwarfs be with you. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:40, 13 May 2009 (UTC) §againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= I thought you couldn't re-feature a previously featured image.--{User:A.Z?123/sig} 01:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC) I dunno. Has it even come up before? I say that if it's okay to unfeature pics it's okay to refeature them, but I'm obviously biased, what with my finger being in this pie and all. Mmmm. Pie. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:15, 12 May 2009 (UTC) It could be run on the "everything culture-related yesterday is dead" rule and insist that tastes have changed since then. There is the argument that anything used to be featured in 2005, after all. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 10:18, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Screw the rules, the people have spoken. 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Martinultima’s Scratchboard In the same vein as Slate Industry in Wales: “Postage stamps of Ireland are the postage stamps issued by the postal authority of the independent Irish state.” ~ Captain Obvious on Wikipedia's featured article on August 14, 2007 Get Franklinstein here VFP-ready: And get Franklinstein here VFH-ready... Add New Post Edit Posts My Latest Articles Benjamin Franklinstein PEE VFH Jolt Cola PEE - Update Table Complete Bibliography 8/3/2007 Benjamin Franklinstein – Norelco, you betrayed me! Time for plan B... 7/22/2007 Norelco (obviously this is a personal favorite now) 7/21/2007 UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8! (been waiting to post this since 2005!) Not my best, but apparently VFH'd anyway. Kudos to User:Sonic80 for being my one supporter here. Note that that bit about Homer Simpson (and, well, that other thing) was not my idea, but oh well. Oh, and screw you, Michael Gerber. 7/4/2007 Benjamin Franklinstein 7/4/2007 Jolt Cola (rewrite) Includes Image:Benjamin Franklinstein.jpg 7/3/2007 Norelco – pee review, resubmit (philosophy + shaving? bad combination...) Also comes with Image:Mona Lisa Razor.jpg and Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg, yours free with paid order! 6/26/2007 The Human Element – waiting for pee review 6/19/2007 Image:American idols got talent.png. I hate that show. 2/15/2007 Geocities (I think this is where I put in {{:Me}}) 2/10/2007 National Federation of the Blond (started, but needs a lot more blond jokes) 2/9/2007 UnNews:National Federation of the Blond: "Dye your hair, you're in danger!" 2/5/2007 Image:Thyspace.png (for Thyspace) 2/5/2007 Captain Omnipotent (section: Weaknesses + pic) 1/18/2007 Jolt Cola 1/16/2007 UnNews:Scientist experimenting on coffee arrested for blowing up universe 6/3/2006 Minimalist talk page 6/3/2006 Deep Note 3/4/2006 Geocities (really crappy original version) 1/9/2006 I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (added line: ships and planes...with chips on plates) 11/30/2005 Celine Dionide 11/20/2005 Image:Palpatines guide to facial care.jpg 11/3/2005 UnPoetia:Norbert Percy Tangleknickers Articles Images WTF? Update