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WHILST MOST COMPUTER USERS CAN EASILY FIND THIS KEY TO TURN IT ONNNNN, WHEN IT COMES TO TURNING IT OFF, EVERYONE BECOMES LOSTTTTTTT

October 22: Int-t-ternational S-s-stuttering Awareness Day and iNTERNATIONAL cAPS lOCK dAY

  • 1889 - AMERICAN TYPEWRITER'S UNION CHANGES NAME TO AMERICAN FEDERATION OF DICTATION TAKERS
  • 1920 NEW YORK TIMES INTRODUCES ITS FAMOUS "NEWS ZIPPER"; WALL STREET JOURNAL CAUGHT WITH ITS PANTS DOWN
  • 1940 - POETRY LAUREATE E E CUMMINGS ATTACKED BY RABID TYPEWRITER; HILARITY ENSUES
  • 1941 - WAR BREAKS OUT BETWEEN ALLIED STANDARD TYPEWRITER KEY BOARD LOVERS AND AXIS OF DVORAK USERS; PUNCTUATION SUFFERERS AROUND THE WORLD CAUGHT IN MIDDLE
  • 1968 - LED ZEP-EP-EP-EPLIN RELEASES ITS CLASSIC ALBUM "LED ZEPPPPLIN IIIII", FEATURING HIS HIT SINGLE "WHOLE LOTTTTA LLLLLOVE"
  • 2005 - W W W W W W W WOR WOR WORLD REC RE REC RECORD STUT ST STUTTER WI W W WIN WINS P P P P P P P P P PRI PRIZE
  • 2006 - CAPS LOCK DAY IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL CAPS LOCK GETS STUCK AND EVERYONE IS THOUGHT TO BE YELLING.

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{{Votevfp.dpl|image=Vaderguild.jpg |name="tihs" is funny |size=350px |caption=Never underestimate the power of the dwarf. |credit=Modusoperandi |nom=Syndrome |scoretext=tiny rebels, 10 tiny toes |fornumber=19 |for=#NF Apparently this used to be a feature before the Great Feature Blight of '39. Let's put it back up there again. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:16, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. YES! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Sure But isn't VFP only for manipulated images? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:25, 5 May
  3. lolololololol --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:28, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. I'm desperately trying to think of an appropriate pun here, but I'm drawing a blank. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
    Never underestimate the power of the dwarf? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:40, 5 May
    Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Would be a strong for if not for the "reluctantly" JackOfSpades (talk) 22:41, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. I'm confusillated. It used to be a feature but not anymore so lets refeature it? OK. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:17, May 6
  8. For. The director's cut of The Wizard of Oz was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. For per above. --Mnb'z 05:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. For Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. Woah, I thought I was the only one who dreamed about this! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:39, May 6
  12. Ankh smite.png Bless. --15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:27,7May,2009
  13. for. ah, back in the days before technicolor pictures ruined hollywood. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. - midgits--Sycamore (Talk) 22:22, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. Ankh smite.png For OMG cute :D The la Zhel 05:45, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  16. Ankh smite.png Ra-approved Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:43, 9 May '09
  17. Thank you for restoring my faith. Me like --Asahatter (annoy) 22:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  18. May the dwarfs be with you. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:40, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=0 |against= |comments= I thought you couldn't re-feature a previously featured image.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 01:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  • I dunno. Has it even come up before? I say that if it's okay to unfeature pics it's okay to refeature them, but I'm obviously biased, what with my finger being in this pie and all. Mmmm. Pie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
    It could be run on the "everything culture-related yesterday is dead" rule and insist that tastes have changed since then. There is the argument that anything used to be featured in 2005, after all. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:18, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

|%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Vaderguild.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Vaderguild.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Vaderguild.jpg §name="tihs" is funny §size=350px §caption=Never underestimate the power of the dwarf. §credit=Modusoperandi §nom={U§Syndrome} §scoretext=tiny rebels, 10 tiny toes §fornumber=19 §for=#NF Apparently this used to be a feature before the Great Feature Blight of '39. Let's put it back up there again. {User:Syndrome/sig} 21:16, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. YES! {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3} 21:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Sure But isn't VFP only for manipulated images? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:25, 5 May
  3. lolololololol {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 21:28, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. I'm desperately trying to think of an appropriate pun here, but I'm drawing a blank. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 21:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
    Never underestimate the power of the dwarf? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:40, 5 May
    Done. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 22:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. {For} --{User:Sonje/sig} 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Would be a strong for if not for the "reluctantly" {User:JackOfSpades/sig} 22:41, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. I'm confusillated. It used to be a feature but not anymore so lets refeature it? OK. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 01:17, May 6
  8. For. The director's cut of The Wizard of Oz was awesome. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:52, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. For per above. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 05:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. For {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 06:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. Woah, I thought I was the only one who dreamed about this! - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:39, May 6
  12. {Bless} --{User:CheddarBBQ/sig3}01:27,7May,2009
  13. for. ah, back in the days before technicolor pictures ruined hollywood. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 21:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. {For} - midgits--{user:sycamore/sig} 22:22, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. {Bless§For} OMG cute :D {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 05:45, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  16. {bless§Ra-approved} {User:Mahm00shA/sig4} 23:43, 9 May '09
  17. Thank you for restoring my faith. Me like --{User:asahatter/sig} 22:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  18. May the dwarfs be with you. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 12:40, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= I thought you couldn't re-feature a previously featured image.--{User:A.Z?123/sig} 01:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

  • I dunno. Has it even come up before? I say that if it's okay to unfeature pics it's okay to refeature them, but I'm obviously biased, what with my finger being in this pie and all. Mmmm. Pie. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:15, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
    It could be run on the "everything culture-related yesterday is dead" rule and insist that tastes have changed since then. There is the argument that anything used to be featured in 2005, after all. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 10:18, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
    • Screw the rules, the people have spoken. We have the power to change the rules. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 18:14, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

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