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A woman is not a womyn or a wyf or a wyfman. She is someone who has not decided to affiliate with feminism or Middle English in any way. She is probably very normal, but in an attempt to prove male dominance, only one out of ten (male) doctors agree with this assessment.
For thousands of years, men have been searching for a final solution to the women problem. They have yet to execute any permanent measures and experts are beginning to admit grudgingly that women might be here to stay.
Notable characteristics include chocolate blood, talking too much, 15 GHz multi-tasking capabilities, and an innate hunger for shopping. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
- ... that if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, the tree will begin to sing Nightwish until somebody approaches within earshot?
- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, the tree will begin to sing Nightwish until somebody approaches within earshot?
- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, the tree will begin to sing Nightwish until somebody approaches within earshot?
- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, the tree will begin to sing Nightwish until somebody approaches within earshot?
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Today's featured picture
{{Votevfp.dpl|image=Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG |name=KGB Stalin |size=230px |caption=If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing. |credit=Bezdomniy |scoretext=radiation laced chicken buckets |nom= |fornumber=30 |for=
- Nomination & For, I'm not sure how original this image is but I love it. Especially the caption that Mad Max added to the image.
     03:16, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Assuming it is indeed original.
  t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:20, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Assuming the same as everyone else.--<<
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- For. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:10, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For catchy punchline.--Triple-Quadruple 16:25, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, assuming it's original. Oh, and also, the caption is gold. :P --
 SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--Kenmcfa 16:26, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --The Rt. Hon. BarryC
 MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 16:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --GAMESPOT=666 22:03, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:49, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 01:54, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 20:18, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, fine work. --YnnaD 20:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--Assalamualaikum
 my Talkneed work: 10:23, 24 October 2010 (UTC)
- For Pun always fun Ticklethekeys (talk) 04:26, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
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PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
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- IP vote. --Algorithm 20:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
- For I love this image and the caption underneath it. Deffinetly one I thought had already won something like this. this one has my whole-hearted support. -St. Fenix (User•Talk) 02:08, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
- For. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:06, 14 September 2009
 For. Now that's delicious --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:47, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
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- Against for blatantly obvious reasons. - Sikon 07:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against. It's just not Stalin without the uniform and slick hair, a la this.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:00, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against, has potential, but can do much better. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo
 GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:52, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against Kinda unoriginal there. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
|comments=Featured —rc (t) 08:00, 26 December 2006 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG|%TITLE%=VFP/Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG §name=KGB Stalin §size=230px §caption=If you don't buy KGB§their chicken, you might end up disappearing. §credit=Bezdomniy §scoretext=radiation laced chicken buckets §nom= §fornumber=30 §for=
- Nomination & For, I'm not sure how original this image is but I love it. Especially the caption that User:Mad Max§Mad Max added to the image. {User:Tom_mayfair/sig} 03:16, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Assuming it is indeed original. {User:Tompkins/sig} 03:20, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Assuming the same as everyone else.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 03:23, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. --{User:AAA!/sig} 07:10, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For catchy punchline.--User:Triple-Quadruple§Triple-Quadruple 16:25, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, assuming it's original. Oh, and also, the caption is gold. :P --{User:SonicChao/sig} 13:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--User:Kenmcfa§Kenmcfa 16:26, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --{User:02barryc/Signature} 16:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --User:GAMESPOT=666§GAMESPOT=666 22:03, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --{User:Jedravent/sig} 00:49, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - User:David Gerard§David Gerard 01:54, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--{User:J. Fuckin Kyle/signature} 20:18, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, fine work. --User:YnnaD§YnnaD 20:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--{User:MRAZ/sig} 10:23, 24 October 2010 (UTC)
- For Pun always fun User:Ticklethekeys§Ticklethekeys (User talk:Ticklethekeys§talk) 04:26, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
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- {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
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- {u§Hinoa}
- {u§Ted Ted}
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- IP vote. --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 20:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
- For I love this image and the caption underneath it. Deffinetly one I thought had already won something like this. this one has my whole-hearted support. -St. Fenix (User:St. Fenix§User•User talk:St. Fenix§Talk) 02:08, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
- For. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}02:06, 14 September 2009
- {For} Now that's delicious --User:Prätt Körp§Prätt Körp (User talk:Prätt Körp§talk) 11:47, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
§againstnumber=4 §against=
- Against for blatantly obvious reasons. - {User:Sikon/sig} 07:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against. It's just not Stalin without the uniform and slick hair, a la this.--{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:00, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against, has potential, but can do much better. --{User:Mordillo/sig} 22:52, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against Kinda unoriginal there. {User:Syndrome/sig} 14:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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Writer and Noob of the Month
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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| 8/3/2007 |
Benjamin Franklinstein – Norelco, you betrayed me! Time for plan B... |
| 7/22/2007 |
Norelco (obviously this is a personal favorite now) |
| 7/21/2007 |
UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8! (been waiting to post this since 2005!)
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| 7/4/2007 |
Benjamin Franklinstein |
| 7/4/2007 |
Jolt Cola (rewrite)
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| 7/3/2007 |
Norelco – pee review, resubmit (philosophy + shaving? bad combination...)
Also comes with Image:Mona Lisa Razor.jpg and Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg, yours free with paid order! |
| 6/26/2007 |
The Human Element – waiting for pee review |
| 6/19/2007 |
Image:American idols got talent.png. I hate that show. |
| 2/15/2007 |
Geocities (I think this is where I put in {{:Me}}) |
| 2/10/2007 |
National Federation of the Blond (started, but needs a lot more blond jokes) |
| 2/9/2007 |
UnNews:National Federation of the Blond: "Dye your hair, you're in danger!" |
| 2/5/2007 |
Image:Thyspace.png (for Thyspace) |
| 2/5/2007 |
Captain Omnipotent (section: Weaknesses + pic) |
| 1/18/2007 |
Jolt Cola |
| 1/16/2007 |
UnNews:Scientist experimenting on coffee arrested for blowing up universe |
| 6/3/2006 |
Minimalist talk page |
| 6/3/2006 |
Deep Note |
| 3/4/2006 |
Geocities (really crappy original version) |
| 1/9/2006 |
I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (added line: ships and planes...with chips on plates) |
| 11/30/2005 |
Celine Dionide |
| 11/20/2005 |
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UnPoetia:Norbert Percy Tangleknickers |
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