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{{Votevfp.dpl|image=Potatochopcs.jpg |name=Adobe Potatochop CS |size=250px |caption=Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software. |credit=Mhaille |nom= |fornumber=24 |for=
- Nom and For. Feel free to change that shitty caption. --
 SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 15:32, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- For, surprisingly. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:37, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- For---Asteroid B612
 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:57, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- for, although I use PaintChop Pro myself Modusoperandi 18:54, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 02:46, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- For, although MS Patato is much better. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:57, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- For -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo
 GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:58, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Hmmmmmm, difficult one. This User has contributed some suspect images in the past, but I'll give him/her the benefit of the doubt. For. -- Sir Mhaille
 (talk to me) 16:51, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- For, I guess. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:55, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. I use Curly Potato-Paint myself, but am looking to upgrade. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 20:21, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
- For Nice work with my pun Mhaille. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:00, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
- For Good job!
 » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 23:11, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 16:57, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- For I like it. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:27, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- Yay Looks good, and everyone loves chips. - NewMess1ah 22:59, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- For this thing has been sitting her for ages, so i decided to give it a push, scince its easyer to goforward than back. --Parinoid 02:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
- Marco Raimey
- Mathgeek747
- toratoritore
- §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
- Theotherwhitemeat
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- Nom and For this thing is damn funny, and funny.--silicson 14:56, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
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- Against... Are you kidding me? What's funny about this? It's a kakun-pun, at best. --~ sin($) tan(€) 15:29, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- NEG-A-TIVE. Technically, it's already been featured via VFH (as the thumbnail,) but I agree with MoneySign (shock!) that it's little more than a pun, and a weak one outside the context of its parent article. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:11, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Small Against. It's Mhaille. I'm alergic. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:03, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Against Shouldn't it be Potatochip? FreeMorpheme 11:34, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
- Bradaphraser
|comments=Featured Same score as the Super Soaker one, but this one gets the nod because it's older. —rc (t) 05:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Potatochopcs.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Potatochopcs.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Potatochopcs.jpg §name=Adobe Potatochop CS §size=250px §caption=Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software. §credit=Mhaille §nom= §fornumber=24 §for=
- Nom and For. Feel free to change that shitty caption. --{User:SonicChao/sig} 15:32, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- For, surprisingly. {:User:Ghelae/sig} 15:37, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- For--{User:Rataube/sig} 15:57, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- for, although I use PaintChop Pro myself User:Modusoperandi§Modusoperandi 18:54, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. --{User:Sir Cornbread/sig} 02:46, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- For, although MS Patato is much better. --{User:OsirisX/sig} 07:57, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- For --{User:Mordillo/sig} 10:58, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Hmmmmmm, difficult one. This User has contributed some suspect images in the past, but I'll give him/her the benefit of the doubt. For. -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 16:51, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- *administers smackies to Mhaille for self-referential wise-arsery* Bad admin, bad! Heh.. --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 16:56, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- For, I guess. -- {User:Codeine/sig} 00:55, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. I use Curly Potato-Paint myself, but am looking to upgrade. -- {User:Imrealized/sig} 20:21, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
- For Nice work with my pun Mhaille. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 22:00, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
- For Good job! {User:Dawg/sig} 23:11, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. -- User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite {!} Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise§PL {!} Order of Uncyclopedia§GUN {!} UN:WRITE§WOTM {!} User:Hindleyite/Image Review§Image Review - Use it {!} User talk:Hindleyite§Converse 16:57, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- For I like it. --{User:Tom mayfair/Sig} 20:27, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- Yay Looks good, and everyone loves chips. - User:NewMess1ah§NewMess1ah 22:59, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- For this thing has been sitting her for ages, so i decided to give it a push, scince its easyer to goforward than back. --User:Parinoid§Parinoid 02:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
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- {u§Martinultima}
- {u§Manforman}
- Nom and For this thing is damn funny, and funny.--User:Silicson§silicson 14:56, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
§againstnumber=5 §against=
- Against... Are you kidding me? What's funny about this? It's a kakun-pun, at best. --{User:MoneySign/sig} 15:29, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- NEG-A-TIVE. Technically, it's already been featured via VFH (as the thumbnail,) but I agree with MoneySign (shock!) that it's little more than a pun, and a weak one outside the context of its parent article. --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 16:11, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Small Against. It's Mhaille. I'm alergic. --{User:Acid Ammo/sig} 22:03, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Against Shouldn't it be Potatochip? User:FreeMorpheme§FreeMorpheme 11:34, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
- {u§Bradaphraser}
§comments=Featured Same score as the Super Soaker one, but this one gets the nod because it's older. {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 05:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC) }}
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Writer and Noob of the Month
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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