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Article: Suddenly, Raccoons

Score: 26 Raccoons!

Nominated by: Saberwolf116 15:04, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
For: 28
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Yes. Saberwolf116 15:04, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg For. Three votes in favor. Waited for this to be mainspaced, a really good concept article. It would be great
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    if this was Hyperbole's 40th feature!!! Aleister 15:12 21 7
  3. Symbol for vote.svg SUDDENLY, RACCOONS. Also, exquisite twist rivalling—nay, surpassing—any of Shyamalan's. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:22 21 Jul 2010]
  4. I was about to vote against, and then SUDDENLY, RACCOONS! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:49, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. Funnier when I read it during PLS, but after a second time it's still pretty amusing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:38, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Hmm... a similar thing happened to me - I was about to fix some grammatical errors when suddenly, RACCOONS! ~ Do not question the madness. Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100721 - 16:40 (UTC)
  7. For. I love this - raccoons have funny faces, so it makes me laugh every time I read it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:42, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  8. I was gonna vote Symbol declined.svg Against., But suddenly... Symbol for vote.svg For! Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:43, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I wasn't gonna vote for my own article, but... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:08, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. Well, OK. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. --Andorin Kato 19:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC) Andorin Kato 19:10, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg What. The. Fuck.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 09:11, July 21 2010 UTC
  13. For. IronLung 21:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Epic for. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:41, Jul 21
  15. For. PFfffffff! Heeee! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 23:06, Jul 21 23:06, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  16. For. WTF? HAhahahaa ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  17. AAAAAAA!. RACCOONS! Megaman126512 23:45, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  18. For. um... they scare the shit out of me   The* Lordarcadiansig.png (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:58, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  19. Pacman.svg The shit? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgWould you like a cookie, sir? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpg 04:11,22July,2010
  20. Red check mark.svg Strong for.fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:16, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
  21. The first time I read this, I laughed out loud. That is a wonderful thing. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  22. For. Because i hope me voteing for this will keep those damn pests away! Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 05:27, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  23. Happy 40th Hyperbole. For once those words are welcomed. --Matfen 08:17, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  24. For. Delightfully absurd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:20, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  25. For. Random, stupid, but very funnSUDDENLY, RACCOONS. --<- 08:35, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  26. For. Probably the funniest article I have read. Almost. Some Idiot Image002.png 09:45, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  27. For Just about sudden enough to get a for vote from me. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:32, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  28. For. It's a simple idea but works well here. I hope we don't get a flood of 'Suddenly, Coyotes' or 'Suddenly, Meerkats'...oh..perhaps we will. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:18, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Broke the combo. --EMC [TALK] 02:17 Jul 22 2010
  2. Against. Just because! Michael Jordan deserves better! Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:36, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • JESUS GUYS! LOOK HERE! RACCOONS! ~Jewriken.GIF 19:34, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
What are you talking about? I don't see anythOHMYGODGETHEMOFFFFFF Saberwolf116 19:35, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Camels actually don't store water in their humps- that's a myth, just like the one about rust causing tetanus. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 09:10, July 21 2010 UTC
    Also, Vikings never wore horns on their helmets, the Pilgrim Fathers did not incorporate belt buckles into their attire, Marie Antoinette never said "let them eat cake," there are no Biblical references to baby Jesus being visited by three magi, and there are not different taste buds for different flavors, distributed on various spots on the tongue. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:23, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
    And medieval scientists knew the Earth wasn't flat, there were more than two of each animal on Noah's Ark, Romans didn't really like togas, Michael Jackson didn't invent the boardwalk, cows aren't the biggest contributor of atmospheric methane, and the Earth has more than one moon. Wait, sorry, that last one was just QI outright lying to me. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:25 22 Jul 2010]
    If Stephen Fry says it's true, then it IS true. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
    That is indisputable, I'll give you that. Although I'm still slightly offended by his claim that the Welsh language has no word for the colour blue ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[12:03 22 Jul 2010]
    I expect Welsh viewers turned the air glesyn with some of the names they called him. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:08, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
    Sounds like someone was reading Cracked. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:21, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
    I saw my fact on Jeopardy...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:13, July 22 2010 UTC
  • Abstain I expected an article about a bunch of guys in business suits brainstorming ideas for a children's show where one guy suddenly stands up and pitches "raccoons" as a concept and it sticks. Instead, I got an article where raccoons randomly interrupted stuff. It's a different direction, but I'm just not sure it works. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:37, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • So, I was here. The I clicked Random page... and guess where it took me? Little furry buggers are taking over. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:56, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

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