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Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For adding the months that one time, you pathetic, anal retentive loser. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:23, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for your vote for Writer of the dreary, very appreciated. I didn't really expect to win, and it may be starting to sink in now. I had no idea you liked the stuff I do, so that too is humbling. Thanks very much, mucho, and all those descriptive things. We shall meet on the electronic byways soon again. Aleister 1:08 2-1-'11

UnNews:Monster solar storm, 'Global Katrina,' could steal babies, kick puppies

Thanks for your UnNews! I have added a link to LONDON in the dateline, made the Sources serious (they are a service to your reader to tell him what really happened), and made the headline shorter, as shown above.

Normally you don't go for a Pee Review for an UnNews. This is a "drive-by" medium; we write and then move on to tomorrow's news. But I'll give you my opinion (minus the numerical grades of a real Pee Review).

• You write well and your article hangs together well.
• It opens like an UnNews Column or Editorial rather than a news piece. Making it look like news would require that you quickly tell us what happened rather than give us a paragraph of background. That's just a quibble.
• It is well-spotted to find two recent news pieces about coming apocalypses and tie them together. Your thesis is that, well, all Hell is going to break loose, and you develop this in random directions describing all Hell breaking loose. That's entertaining; for extra credit, though, you could have related these upcoming events to something in real life that suggests that all Hell is breaking loose. The article gets fanciful and random--which is still entertaining, but veers away from relation to news.
• The final paragraph ("Perhaps...") is really noncommittal for a story about imminent apocalypse.

Thanks again for contributing. Spıke ¬ 00:55 22-Feb-11

PS--The photo caption, I found so random as to make me think, "This must be an article about nothing." Spıke ¬ 00:57 22-Feb-11

Thanks for the input spike. I haven't written any unnewses in a while and i knew a lot changed since my last one. thanks for bringing me up to speed. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:18, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:14, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. -- 15:14, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Jesus's WoW Login

I dunno if you saw this on UN:PIC, but it's been done for a few days now. I didn't change all of the text, I hope that's alright. -- The Zombiebaron 17:33, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:42, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

The UnNews

Hello! UnNews kamikaze pilot here! Are you done with the UnNews? I saw it on recent changes, but it doesn't show in the log. Maybe it's because you started it a while ago. Mattsnow 19:17, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

It was a PLS entry so I had to move it from my Userspace. I'm not sure what the problem is though ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:20, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

There were UnNews there??? Anyway, it certainly is because it has been written a while ago, it's a nice one, I'll put it on the front page. Mattsnow 19:29, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for that! ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:03, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Boners!

You were in favor of the 3rd most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia!

Thanks for the vote (which got my first ever feature!!!) take these boners as a prize for your efforts

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