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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...


Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

*... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?

Recent deaths

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Donald Trump is the first convicted President of the United States

Today sucks because...

CAUTION: INVINCIBLE MOOSE AHEAD, MOOSE JERKY WILL INCITE BERSERKER MODE

June 9: Moose Conservation Day (Canada)

  • 1920 - First solar-powered air balloon launched at night.
  • 1926 - First refrigerator invented, used to kill people slowly and coldly, scientists decide it is better to use a refrigerator to keep food cold instead.
  • 1940 - The team of scientists at Los Alamos construct the world's first nuclear weapons after the US government's promise to only use them for peaceful nuclear bombings.
  • 1969 - Sex is created, scientists do not think it will be a big hit.
  • 1988 - The VHS video entitled Steal This Movie becomes the world's most widely stolen merchandise. Politicians baffled.
  • 1993 - The case of Pot v. Kettle goes to the Supreme Court.
  • 2003 - Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies notches its record breaking 500th lawsuit.
  • 2005 - On this Moose Conservation Day, nothing moose-related is mentioned.

Today's featured artistry

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My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it.

Image Credit: RadicalX
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Modusoperandi hunts down random, unfunny shit which he replaces with less-random, quasi-funny shit. Occasionally he gets up off his ass (or more correctly, sits down on it) and makes a page of his own, to which no one ever goes.

Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes).


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The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries.


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